Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it.
I would pay $20/month if he had a show just taking calls like that. Even if it was 1 hour/week. One hour of him tilting at windmills and ranting at atalkers would be funny af.