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Is Rick possessed by demons?

JebJoh

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Answer the question, I’d love to hear you reply.

If you don’t believe in anything, why wouldn’t you ritualistically pledge your soul to Satan? It would do no harm right?

You absolutely should not, of course.

I’ve asked my atheist friends this question and they never give a straight answer.
Why don't I pledge allegiance to an honest trumpanzee christian, or a unicorn or maybe Santa claus? Satan is your fairy tale, I have no interest
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Why don't I pledge allegiance to an honest trumpanzee christian, or a unicorn or maybe Santa claus? Satan is your fairy tale, I have no interest

lol NPC answer.

If you really think it’s a fairy tale, why don’t you do it? What do you think that inner voice is that tells you it’s wrong, that it feels wrong and makes you uneasy?
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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"Is Pat possessed by demons?"

Yes

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JebJoh

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lol NPC answer.

If you really think it’s a fairy tale, why don’t you do it? What do you think that inner voice is that tells you it’s wrong, that it feels wrong and makes you uneasy?
Are you really this stupid? Of all the billion things that don't exist, why would I care about your made up nonsense?
 
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