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Is Niki worse than Pat? What is wrong with her?

Salted Earth Truffle

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We’ve seen a picture of her with clean hair and makeup before. But national news cameras weren’t worth making the effort for? I have a feeling her mental health is worse than ever. Lol.

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Lucky Buddha Beer

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What does Nikki actually do all day? She's out of (real) work too right? Just mopes around doing fuck all?
We know what Pattycakes is doing cause his internet sperging is timestamped through his posts.

I mean I don't know why I am attributing normal functional human thoughts to these two dregs, but I'd be sooo fucking stressed. I am currently out of work trying hard to get a new job and it is eating at me. The bills, the wife being half annoyed, etc. How does this frump mope around never working?
 

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Niki is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pair of sunglasses.

Why would someone tolerate her husband bragging to his 50,000 followers that his wife was nothing more than a pump and dump? That he has access to her pussy anytime he wants it? Claiming that he pays the mortgage when it's her house?

I think people are underestimating the amount of abuse she must have gone through in the past to consider this normal. Don't forget that Patrick has never been in a fight in his life - it's all threats and bragging. He's probably never even punched a Republican-voting woman! That's all just showing off. Once Niki realised Patrick would only threaten to beat and kill her but never actually do it... well she figured that was the best she could hope for.

And when the cops show up to ask questions, when the reporters show up - stick to the story or keep your mouth shut. She knows the drill.
 

chewtoyrapist

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I gotta say, seeing big nik looking so defeated and depressed kinda makes me feel bad. She should have married a nice boy like hilde. Once you get used to him insisting you only communicate in baby talk during sex he seems like an undemanding and downright boring partner, which is perfect for a middle aged frump looking for a roommate type situation.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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what does Lynne do again? is that known?
She acts as an interim CFO for companies that need one, and it looks like she also places other interim CFOs within companies. Any kind of fuckery happening with Niki’s legal entities for her business will almost certainly be crafted and directed by Lynne.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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I think people are underestimating the amount of abuse she must have gone through in the past to consider this normal.
Pat, cannot be trusted to keep any information private no matter how sensitive, has said that Niki was on the rebound from an asshole when they met.

I have a feeling that she met Pat, thought “Well the last guy made me be in a throuple with a female pig so marrying a male one is something I can do.” If that throuple guy (or any guy) was a more egregious and obvious abuser, she may have thought Pat was not nearly as bad and that she should just settle for what she could get.

What I don’t get is why anyone who’s not religious and doesn’t want kids would bother getting married — unless they are on the make. I believe Pat may have seen Niki as a come-up because her mother is financially astute. I do not believe Niki was deluded enough to think Pat was ever going to be able to provide enough to allow them to get by on one income.

Maybe they prize the tax benefits enough to risk going through a messy legal battle in the future should they divorce, but these two aren’t exactly fiscal conservatives.

It’s possible they did intend to have kids but because God is good He prevented them from procreating. By the time they cried uncle and stopped trying, Niki was married and stuck with him.

There are a lot of possibilities and they’re all embarrassing as fuck for both of them.
 

Jenna

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Niki should just change the locks one day when Patrick is out. If he breaks in, call the cops. There's tons of divorce stories that start with the husband coming home and his key doesn't work. Arrange a supervised visit where he can collect his belongings, but stop being involved in the circus of Patrick Tomlinson.

Your family has the money, seriously some of it should be left to your nieces and nephews. Put this bum out on his ass, and make sure the guns are safe inside the house.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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Niki should just change the locks one day when Patrick is out. If he breaks in, call the cops.
Honestly it would be safer for her to go into hiding and let Pat stay in the filthy hovel with no central AC or heat. I wouldn’t feel safe there if I were her, knowing he knows she’s there.
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

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If I was in his position, I would immediately write a book and try and capitalise on the situation. It’s uncharted territory, a unique series of events and yet he would rather oink on Twitter for free. The NBC news segment could have been a perfect opportunity to promote any book or article he has written regarding the swatting but he’s done it for free and achieving nothing.
He's too busy on his Tiny Tim project you fool!
 

ThePepsiColaRapist

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Ricks a sick bastard, all of this was most likely choreographed by him, wanting her to look disheveled a little bit. Part of me thinks his face is so red because nothing was going the way he wanted to, he was sperging harder than we've ever witnessed, so they had to (like someone else brilliantly pointed out) had to use the B roll...motherly instincts Nicki fetching her husband a loving glass of nourishing hogwash.
His face is red because the sound crew turned off his Dollar Store A/C unit for the shoot and he spent four hours in the half hovel roasting like a pig.
 
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What really stood out to me (among many things) was how Niki looked and behaved on piggy’s NBC news story. She looked like complete shit and on some HEAVY meds which put her in a cloud.
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What is she doing? She has to know they are getting this negative attention all because she married the biggest idiot possible who can’t help himself but instigate and fight with strangers all day on the internet. Does she fear for her life if she leaves? Is she kept doped up by piggy?

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And Niki? I remember Pat’s name only being on those lawsuits. Maybe this was some slip or Pat told them “we” sued them.
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An advocate? Is she? Is this in hopes to sue the MPD?
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Her ranting this while knowing piggy has been responsible for a majority of these swats really made me hate her even more. They really are two of the worlds biggest pieces of shit.
She looks like a cat that crawled out of a barrel of turpentine and realized it's in the pig cartoon instead of the skunk cartoon.
I wanna see the pig movie.
 
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