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So he thinks he's a dentist now.*applies toothpicks to BLT*
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So he thinks he's a dentist now.*applies toothpicks to BLT*
I actually was thinking of making a thread about how nurses often suck too.So he thinks he's a dentist now.
Being up all night for 12 hrs taking care of sick people is hard work thoI actually was thinking of making a thread about how nurses often suck too.
One nurse story that gave me loffs was overhearing them talk about a patient down the hall that wouldn’t stop shitting his bed. Not because he was incontinent, but because he just didn’t feel like calling the nurses and just wanted them to clean it up.Being up all night for 12 hrs taking care of sick people is hard work tho
Real ass dude of the century right there.One nurse story that gave me loffs was overhearing them talk about a patient down the hall that wouldn’t stop shitting his bed. Not because he was incontinent, but because he just didn’t feel like calling the nurses and just wanted them to clean it up.
I ask the face in the mirror that question every goddamned day.Nigga, how you gonna be a good looking and athletic white guy making 50k a year?
If you can’t wait tables you’re either a complete moron or hate people. I’m a little from column A and a little from column B. Even short order cook work requires barely any effort if you can memorize 5 setups.I’m sick of them bitching about it or taking it too seriously. “You don’t get it, people are ruuuude!”
I wouldn’t want to do it but it wouldn’t be hard.If you can’t wait tables you’re either a complete moron or hate people. I’m a little from column A and a little from column B. Even short order cook work requires barely any effort if you can memorize 5 setups.
Everywhere has shitty coworkers.I dont know if the one place like this I worked at was just a cunt infested shithole, but I couldnt hack it in that world and respect anyone who does that well
No doubt. No dealing with asshole salespeople who lie constantly and a slew of other things. Servers I knew who got promoted to managers always told me the same thing.I was never a sever - I was a mgr of restaurants but not a server - but I was a bartender and that was a lot of fun and an easy way to make money. I became a bartender because when I managed a bar / grill all my bartenders made much more than me and with a lot less stress / bullshit.
I watched a Mexican food runner drop a plate of enchiladas literally on a babys head. The parents were surprisingly not as angry as they should have been.Whenever I see them carrying multiple trays full of shit at the same time I always imagine myself attempting that and dumping hot soup on someone's baby
Yeah I was salary so I was doing 50 plus hour weeks and having to deal with customers that can be the worst (usually n persons) and also with staff that even though we’re adults my age and older was like dealing with little kids - having to look for them when to run out on smoke breaks and other shit, not doing side work, not getting along with others etc. - it sucked but I was cool with all the bartenders since they just did their jobs and didn’t bitch because they were making money. Some were making double than me since it was a casino restaurant we had a good flow of drunks.No doubt. No dealing with asshole salespeople who lie constantly and a slew of other things. Servers I knew who got promoted to managers always told me the same thing.
This 1000%These "people" infiltrated the restaurant industry bc they read a Bourdain book. 95% of them can't cook for shit, especially during a rush. Faggot cucks would roll into the place I work with their knife rolls and act like it was cool to work shitty hours for no pay.
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