Imagine having such little self awareness that you wear a hat like this in public

[DiarrheaDick]

The hell happend to Nikki? Yeesh.

 

[guest]

That looks like my old Mets hat I dropped in a donation box 15 years ago

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Plus he is almost always alone at the bar. Usually a red flag especially when its a pattern. He is alone for a reason and all it takes is a short conversation to see that he is full of shit and not worth talking to. Im sure he butts into others conversations thinking he is being sociable when its rude and nobody wants to be corrected by a drunk retard that was eavesdropping because nobody wants to hang out with him.

All the bar regulars know to avoid him. After babysitting drunks in bars for years you start seeing patterns. I wont even go to bars anymore. Its a pretty shitty/sad lifestyle if going to the bar a few times a week is routine. Pat is a fine example of the sad barfly loner regular that nobody talks to and even the bartender thinks he is annoying but puts up with his shit and tries to be nice because they have to. After he leaves they all talk shit about him.

I’m the same way, it’s been months since I’ve been to a bar and I’m a couple years younger than Pat. There’s a local bar near me that’s real townie that some of my friends in the area go to but I just can’t go often just because it’s so townie. All the same people, everyone knows everyone, etc. which sounds like Hooligans. I can’t imagine being 42 years old and thinking drinking at a hole in the wall bar weekly is cool. Then again I’m not a lonely fat loser like Fat Rick.

 

[NoBacon]

I’m not a hat guy. Why does it sit on his head like that? It sort of looks like a tight fitting beanie bursting at the seems.

I put my only hat on backwards and it doesn’t sit anything like that. Is his head really that fat and bloated? (Rhetorical obv he is)

 

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Diki looking particularly ugly here

 

[BudDickman]

He really looks like a slow adult here

He looks like a 42 year old man who is being cyberbullied.

 

[guest]

Diki looking particularly ugly here

Her face is rough but in this picture she's dressed nicer, hair is done better, and she's not drooling.

 

[guest]

Only athletes and pests can wear backwards hats

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I’m the same way, it’s been months since I’ve been to a bar and I’m a couple years younger than Pat. There’s a local bar near me that’s real townie that some of my friends in the area go to but I just can’t go often just because it’s so townie. All the same people, everyone knows everyone, etc. which sounds like Hooligans. I can’t imagine being 42 years old and thinking drinking at a hole in the wall bar weekly is cool. Then again I’m not a lonely fat loser like Fat Rick.

I dont even like getting drunk in public anymore. I prefer to be sober because how quickly things can get out of hand especially late at night. After 1140pm the alchohol seems to take an evil turn. Its easier to fight drunks sober. Far too much chaos at least where I live. If I get drunk its usually at a place that I can sleep it off so I know I dont have to go anywhere. Id pay good money to see pat in an actual bar fight. He would be light work sober and even more of a clown drunk.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

What is it with retards like him and Bobo loving baseball?

Ya know what, this just made me realize that at baseball games there are these Bobo-esque autists around that you dont really see at other major sports games.

I dont even like getting drunk in public anymore. I prefer to be sober because how quickly things can get out of hand especially late at night. After 1140pm the alchohol seems to take an evil turn. Its easier to fight drunks sober. Far too much chaos at least where I live. If I get drunk its usually at a place that I can sleep it off so I know I dont have to go anywhere.

Im starting to dislike getting drunk in public more and more. In college I didnt give a fuck, but now the day after is just filled with overwhelming shame of dumb shit I did and said.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I dont even like getting drunk in public anymore. I prefer to be sober because how quickly things can get out of hand especially late at night. After 1140pm the alchohol seems to take an evil turn. Its easier to fight drunks sober. Far too much chaos at least where I live. If I get drunk its usually at a place that I can sleep it off so I know I dont have to go anywhere. Id pay good money to see pat in an actual bar fight. He would be light work sober and even more of a clown drunk.

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God I forget how stupid he looks trying to sound like a tough guy. Real tough guys don’t have to tell you they’re tough, only pussies like Pat would say this cringe shit. Also I see a technicality Tomlinson here - he’s never “lost” a fight but he’s never “won” because he’s never been in one. Also, why even say that first one? Nobody asked and it’s obvious piggy was feeling lonely and insecure as always.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He's never lost a fight.

He's just been behind when the clock ran out...

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ya know what, this just made me realize that at baseball games there are these Bobo-esque autists around that you dont really see at other major sports games.

Im starting to dislike getting drunk in public more and more. In college I didnt give a fuck, but now the day after is just filled with overwhelming shame of dumb shit I did and said.

I went out a couple months ago and got a little drunker than I usually would (I Uber to the bars near me, no drunk driving) and I felt such embarrassment the next day. Mind you I didn’t do anything stupid like start a fight, knock something over, stumble and fall, etc but I know I was probably louder than usual and obnoxious and I didn’t want to go out again for a while just because I was that drunk. Piggy sees no shame in this and brags about day drinking on week days alone in a bar.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

God I forget how stupid he looks trying to sound like a tough guy. Real tough guys don’t have to tell you they’re tough, only pussies like Pat would say this cringe shit. Also I see a technicality Tomlinson here - he’s never “lost” a fight but he’s never “won” because he’s never been in one. Also, why even say that first one? Nobody asked and it’s obvious piggy was feeling lonely and insecure as always.

I want to say there was either a text or tweet at some point where he does say he has lost a few fight but won more. Even his story about getting his arm broke counts as a loss.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Fucking shameful how he doesn't count the countless negro children that are now sausage...

 

[A House Nigger]

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[Treat Yourself]

He's never lost a fight.

He's just been behind when the clock ran out...

He's never lost one because he's never been in one, he always runs away with his curly tail between his legs. Another Tomlinson Technicality.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I went out a couple months ago and got a little drunker than I usually would (I Uber to the bars near me, no drunk driving) and I felt such embarrassment the next day. Mind you I didn’t do anything stupid like start a fight, knock something over, stumble and fall, etc but I know I was probably louder than usual and obnoxious and I didn’t want to go out again for a while just because I was that drunk. Piggy sees no shame in this and brags about day drinking on week days alone in a bar.

I think its mostly overthinking. Theres always plenty of people in the room that are drunker and acting a bigger fool than me, but theres something about the foggy memory of not knowing quite what I mightve said or done that makes me catastrophize.
I like being in control of my self awareness, but also love getting hammered and fucking fat girls so its a real Sophies Choice

 

[NoBacon]

Im starting to dislike getting drunk in public more and more. In college I didnt give a fuck, but now the day after is just filled with overwhelming shame of dumb shit I did and said.

Right there with ya. I’m extremely ashamed after every time I get drunk in public now, I also make sure I don’t use my phone till I’m sober. The amount of times I’ve told girls I love them or whatever. Horrendous.

It’s fine when you’re in your early 20s but I’m in my mid 30s now, that behaviour needs to stop. Drinking at a friends house or at a meal or something is the only acceptable form now.

This fat piece of shit thinks acting 20 when you’re 50 is cool.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Cosplaying as a straight white male jock from what he remembers of his hs bullies. He sees Ken Griffey Jr in the mirror.

That's because he's behind him, fucking Niki