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He really looks like a slow adult here
That jersey was def a discount bin purchase. Those “special edition” type ones (like this one in Spanish) don’t sell because real fans aren’t buying them. Odds are it was 50 - 75% off, those end up with the jerseys of players who have been traded away.
There is something really unsettling about salt and pepper stubble and yellow teeth. What a shitty face he has
Zero self awareness Pat mixed with Frat Pat might be my favorite combination. He looks like the biggest tool but thinks he’s seen as some cool dude bro that loves watching sports and crushing beers duuuuuuude.He has no idea that it just lets everyone around him know to not take him seriously.
Cosplaying as a straight white male jock from what he remembers of his hs bullies. He sees Ken Griffey Jr in the mirror.There you were wearing your hat backwards as a 47 year old. Disgusting.
I said my piece.
Do you think Torque Wheeler has time for sports too or is he always busy in the shop, rippin' bongs and workin' on hot rods?Zero self awareness Pat mixed with Frat Pat might be my favorite combination. He looks like the biggest tool but thinks he’s seen as some cool dude bro that loves watching sports and crushing beers duuuuuuude.
I would say it's the autism of stats, especially in the advanced stat era, but Bobo is legit a retard and we've seen Pat's grades and know he can't do math.What is it with retards like him and Bobo loving baseball?
Bobo views Mets games as celebrity meet and greets for his fans. Pat is just a gay sociopath pretending to be straight.What is it with retards like him and Bobo loving baseball?
Plus he is almost always alone at the bar. Usually a red flag especially when its a pattern. He is alone for a reason and all it takes is a short conversation to see that he is full of shit and not worth talking to. Im sure he butts into others conversations thinking he is being sociable when its rude and nobody wants to be corrected by a drunk retard that was eavesdropping because nobody wants to hang out with him.Zero self awareness Pat mixed with Frat Pat might be my favorite combination. He looks like the biggest tool but thinks he’s seen as some cool dude bro that loves watching sports and crushing beers duuuuuuude.
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