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Im writing a book. Its called how i achieved being in the top 5% of ona posters.

To be top 5% OF you have to be unbelievably hot, young, or doing some depraved shit. She’s none of those things. Does anyone honestly believe this dumb bitch would still be going to work if she was making absurd amounts of money for showing her pussy?
It's a Tomlinson technicality. "On the day we met" = at some point on that day, for any duration of time. "her account was in the top 5 percent of all Onlyfans content" = non-specific nonsense phrasing. Top five percent in subscribers? Money earned? Amount of content created? There's something like 4 million creator accounts on Onlyfans. She just needed to be in the top 200,000 for a brief moment on that specific day. A glut of a few hundred subscribers could put you there briefly.
 

musta̖rd

scratch and sniff
Better than me how, exactly?
She is hot.
Well for starters her hair and face are significantly more attractive than yours. And her body has a feminine shape, unlike your rather boy-like appearance that you seem to think is great just cause it's not fat (anymore). If I had my druthers every ugly woman in the world would be at least as attractive as she is, and you'd be used as an example of a mythical sort of ugly woman that's not possible cause it's so bad.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
Well for starters her hair and face are significantly more attractive than yours. And her body has a feminine shape, unlike your rather boy-like appearance that you seem to think is great just cause it's not fat (anymore). If I had my druthers every ugly woman in the world would be at least as attractive as she is, and you'd be used as an example of a mythical sort of ugly woman that's not possible cause it's so bad.
I'm literally beautiful
 
Leaked bam implied belly button

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nice mom gut
 

musta̖rd

scratch and sniff
Norma looks like her breath is boner killing. smelling of coffee and cigarettes... or cheese. not good
So? That's the gayest thing ive ever heard, every skank smells that way. I bet you wouldnt be complaining if that smell was coming from a guy.
 
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