Here's an ugly woman
And here's a fuckable one
Stop oversimplifying so Bam can pretend someone better than her isn't hot.
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Im writing a book. Its called how i achieved being in the top 5% of ona posters.
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And here's a fuckable one
Stop oversimplifying so Bam can pretend someone better than her isn't hot.
Anything other than fish.
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It's a Tomlinson technicality. "On the day we met" = at some point on that day, for any duration of time. "her account was in the top 5 percent of all Onlyfans content" = non-specific nonsense phrasing. Top five percent in subscribers? Money earned? Amount of content created? There's something like 4 million creator accounts on Onlyfans. She just needed to be in the top 200,000 for a brief moment on that specific day. A glut of a few hundred subscribers could put you there briefly.
Better than me how, exactly?
She is hot.
Well for starters her hair and face are significantly more attractive than yours. And her body has a feminine shape, unlike your rather boy-like appearance that you seem to think is great just cause it's not fat (anymore). If I had my druthers every ugly woman in the world would be at least as attractive as she is, and you'd be used as an example of a mythical sort of ugly woman that's not possible cause it's so bad.
I'm literally beautiful
A phrase only Norma can say with confidence
Boy that’s an unfortunate set up for a photoshop.
Tell me I'm not fat again I'm really close to cumming
nice mom gutLeaked bam implied belly button
Norma looks like her breath is boner killing. smelling of coffee and cigarettes... or cheese. not good
How many of yalls moms wear an xxs
My mom was a native american woman who was 5'3 and 90 pounds with long, straight black hair. She was also a bi-polar schizophrenic. You have a fat pouch that hangs over your bikini bottom. Pig.
So post her nudes, hairspray drinker. Fuck outta here
So? That's the gayest thing ive ever heard, every skank smells that way. I bet you wouldnt be complaining if that smell was coming from a guy.
Nice wonky eye, stupit.
I just had peanut butter on a hamburger bun. Are you ready for me?
it is possible to find big titted whores who brush their teeth, you filthy faggot