I’m wasted and just bought a $1000 warhammer 40k office chair

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

The only Warhammer stuff I know is because of Bolt Thrower album covers and booklets!

 

[DMAN]

Must be nice to have $$$

 

[Jenna]

Must be nice to have $$$

I would pay you $1000 for a DMan's Official Funny Poster Certificate. Unfortunately I'm too broke and unfunny to afford it. Are there any rich and funny posters who could pay DMan for that?

 

[firstimelongtime]

You’re not alone — I have a 1k Kozik fiberglass Labbit stool. Bought on a whim. And don’t regret it. Mostly a beer stand when I sit on the real chair next to it. And company loves it. Whatevs. You do you.

Although I never got Warhammer.

 

[firstimelongtime]

i thought about buying a used herman miller embody chair on facebook marketplace. i wonder if they're fakes though since they cost like $300
$

I never knew these were a thing. Hm.

 

[JoshMoonDiaperTroon]

Warhammer is gay. Stop playing with toys, grow up and get a girlfriend.

 

[Dog Eater]

@NoBacon you’re retarded. Nice massive markup on a generic Chinese gaming chair.

 

[Suetonius]

See I don’t think the chair is the problem. You got lost.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Warhammer is gay. grow up

That's asking a lot out of NoBacon.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Return in a day or two , act like nothing happened, jesuspost, call Jenna a loser (even though he bought a literal CONSOOMER OMG LE GAMING LOGO chair. For 1000$.)

He can come back and do his schtick. It’s going to be very hard to overcome getting hammered, buying a fag chair, then telling everyone here you bought a fag chair. I just hope he seeks forgiveness from God for his homosexuality here.

 

[Jack FN]

Badass hope the chair sits good

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

NoBacon when he tries his new $1000 chair for the first time:

 

[Dog Eater]

NoBacon when he tries his new $1000 chair for the first time:

Tiny little office, shit chair, bald, has to wear a tie for work, under a camera at all times. They’re lucky he’s only taking it out on the chair.

 

[guest]

If you can post proof of purchase Ill delete my account

You saw the chair and thought “this would be a good thread to make in off topic”

Until then, youre lying because you’re lonely and an attention hungry faggot.

Funny, I called out nobacon on his lie, he couldn’t provide a receipt, looks like a dumbass fool creating fake stories for off topic.

Coincidentally, @LeFleurNoire joins on the same day nobacon went AWOL, and is also a giant faggot.
Has the case been solved?
@Jenna how does it feel? You won.

 

[guest]

Funny, I called out nobacon on his lie, he couldn’t provide a receipt, looks like a dumbass fool creating fake stories for off topic.

Coincidentally, @LeFleurNoire joins on the same day nobacon went AWOL, and is also a giant faggot.
Has the case been solved?
@Jenna how does it feel? You won.


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Atleast we wont have his stupid "super christian" bit ruining threads now

 

[Stent]

Those were fun to laugh at

Threads? You mean like in the Shroud of Turin? You think Jesus is funny to laugh at? You and Bill Maher are going to burn when Jesus returns!

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Threads? You mean like in the Shroud of Turin? You think Jesus is funny to laugh at? You and Bill Maher are going to burn when Jesus returns!

Gandalf the Kike

 

[Stent]

Gandalf the Kike

Shroud of guy in his 50s sitting on a Walmart mountain bike in the carpark offering to sell you weed.