I'm Tapping Out

[FatPatsBaps]

I can't pretend that I can relate to your situation, so I won't. But I don't think you should go through with offing yourself.

Life fucking sucks, I get that, but think about your mum and what it would do to her if you went ahead with it.

I don't know you, but I'm sure you have plenty to offer to yourself and your loved ones. Do you think any of here are happy and positive 24/7?

Besides, your drawings are funny as shit. What you have there is far more talent than half the cunts I know IRL, or who we poke fun at on this forum.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I was already wearing this shirt when I read your post today.

Don't do it, motherfucker.

If I've ever brighten your day, or educated you on some random point, or entertained you, or made you feel less alone or angry or fat.

You owe it to me now to wait until I off myself first.

 

[guest]

We live in a faggot world and I understand why you want to, but just hang out with us here a while more. A lot of fawkin show left and there will be a big Fatrick event eventually

 

[UnPRePared]

Wow, I didn't expect something this serious on here, but maybe I can try...

Look, I don't know you, and since you're an American, most likely you've never heard of me either. In my early 30's, everything I worked for was gone. My career collapsed, my passion for it had waned, any momentum I had initiated disappeared, and I even had to sell my house and all the memories associated with it. I went from top of the world and every opportunity to a hack joke in three years time.

Did I think about offing myself? At my lowest, the thoughts were there. What was the chance anyone would take me seriously after such a public firing? Did I even have it in me to push through it and ignore what I knew I'd be hearing?

I wish I had an answer for you, or even the right thing to say - I'm not sure I do. Whether you believe I'm who I say I am or not, I can tell you right now, all I've just wrote is more genuine than you can even imagine. So this comes from a genuine place, too: I made it. It took work, and trusting myself and even the right people, but I'm happier than I ever have been. Despite the belief I'd never find a way again, I did.

And so can you. From one brothaman to another, we don't leave each other behind. Whether it's a laugh when you're low or a push in the right direction, deep down we're real ass dudes here (even CuntFucker has his moments). If you're one of us, that means you are too.

Don't put your Mum through that kind of pain, but most of all, don't do to yourself what you might regret those last moments you're here. Life is hard, and it's work, but I think you'd surprise yourself if you give it the chance.

Feel free to reach out if you need a kind word, I mean that.

 

[guest]

Do it, baby boy.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Don't put your Mum through that kind of pain

That reminded me of this

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That reminded me of this
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Holy shit. That's so fucking sad it made my chest and stomach feel weird.

 

[stinks]

Wow, I didn't expect something this serious on here, but maybe I can try...

Look, I don't know you, and since you're an American, most likely you've never heard of me either. In my early 30's, everything I worked for was gone. My career collapsed, my passion for it had waned, any momentum I had initiated disappeared, and I even had to sell my house and all the memories associated with it. I went from top of the world and every opportunity to a hack joke in three years time.

Did I think about offing myself? At my lowest, the thoughts were there. What was the chance anyone would take me seriously after such a public firing? Did I even have it in me to push through it and ignore what I knew I'd be hearing?

I wish I had an answer for you, or even the right thing to say - I'm not sure I do. Whether you believe I'm who I say I am or not, I can tell you right now, all I've just wrote is more genuine than you can even imagine. So this comes from a genuine place, too: I made it. It took work, and trusting myself and even the right people, but I'm happier than I ever have been. Despite the belief I'd never find a way again, I did.

And so can you. From one brothaman to another, we don't leave each other behind. Whether it's a laugh when you're low or a push in the right direction, deep down we're real ass dudes here (even CuntFucker has his moments). If you're one of us, that means you are too.

Don't put your Mum through that kind of pain, but most of all, don't do to yourself what you might regret those last moments you're here. Life is hard, and it's work, but I think you'd surprise yourself if you give it the chance.

Feel free to reach out if you need a kind word, I mean that.

well put brothaman

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Wait, this isn't a Vos roll?

 

[UnPRePared]

Wait, this isn't a Vos roll?

Scherioushly, folksh, ya can't take da rishk, much like when ya eat do coochie - it looksh good, but it ain't shupposhed to shmell like a bad clambake!

 

[Mc.Faggot]

dont kill yourself dummy

go fight crime till some minority kills you, youll be known as a hero

 

[Snake]

This place has jumped the shark and become a Reddit blog. I hope all of you kill yourselves.

 

[guest]

don kill yourself dummy

go fight crime till some minority kills you, youll be known as a hero

Yeah I’ll never understand someone who would just kill themself without taking care of some other businesses first at least. I won’t get specific here but I can think of a few things I would do, or at least try, first.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I was already wearing this shirt when I read your post today.

Don't do it, motherfucker.

If I've ever brighten your day, or educated you on some random point, or entertained you, or made you feel less alone or angry or fat.

You owe it to me now to wait until I off myself first.
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Thanks for making me loff in the fucking cesspool. The fuck happened here? Serious posts about suicide? At least crack a fucking joke. The only thing I gave a fuck about were the dogs. Poor lil fellers don’t deserve that. You can either have some faaawwkkin loffs or kill yourself. Up to you.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Yeah I’ll never understand someone who would just kill themself without taking care of some other businesses first at least. I won’t get specific here but I can think of a few things I would do, or at least try, first.

i get it

suicide can seem pretty easy when you cant find the motivation to even get out of bed

but if you really wanna juke the system, go die in the line of heroics and no one will ever know you were suicidal, they will just assume you were too brave for this world

just saying, im sure a lot of stunt men, soldiers, and cops have a death wish, but they seem to get a lot out of it compared to most suicidal people

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Won’t see him no more.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Thanks for making me loff in the fucking cesspool. The fuck happened here? Serious posts about suicide? At least crack a fucking joke. The only thing I gave a fuck about were the dogs. Poor lil fellers don’t deserve that. You can either have some faaawwkkin loffs or kill yourself. Up to you.

I think the main issue here is that it's someone who obviously has talent, has contributed to the brothermen, and perhaps most importantly will allow Pat to fatly gloat on Twitter if he voluntarily chooses to be outlived by that comorbidity with a tuft.

If it were Cuntfucker, the response would be "do a flip, faggot. /thread"

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I think the main issue here is that it's someone who obviously has talent, has contributed to the brothermen, and perhaps most importantly will allow Pat to fatly gloat on Twitter if he voluntarily chooses to be outlived by that comorbidity with a tuft.

If it were Cuntfucker, the response would be "do a flip, faggot. /thread"

I guess but are we gonna become the “Don’t do it! Board” I don’t want anyone to kill themselves (except for pat) but I also don’t want to set a precedent if you get sad say you’re gonna kill yourself on here and everyone will tell you you’re great. Obviously his contributions are great, but for fucks sake. How many artists killed themselves without making a fawkin show out of it. Or this has turned into one of the greatest Vos rolls and once again he’s solidified as one of the greats.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I guess but are we gonna become the “Don’t do it! Board” I don’t want anyone to kill themselves (except for pat) but I also don’t want to set a precedent if you get sad say you’re gonna kill yourself on here and everyone will tell you you’re great. Obviously his contributions are great, but for fucks sake. How many artists killed themselves without making a fawkin show out of it. Or this has turned into one of the greatest Vos rolls and once again he’s solidified as one of the greats.

Maybe that was the bit - he solidifies himself as one of the greats with a Vos roll, then thinks "thats my legacy" and swan dives off the cliffs of dover or whatever shithole place he's from where they say "tonne" and care about the Euro

 

[Mc.Faggot]