I’m so sorry, Rick

[ミスタースパーコル]

Absolutely nothing on that schedule relates to sci fi or Linux.

No panels by Dickard Stallman about how possessing and manufacturing KP is a form of free speech.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

--"Patrick you've finally changed your phone number after 5 years of fearing for your life, which is great."
"Mmmhhrrr, nnyes"
--"But apparently you're still giving public presentations where any of your potential killers that you're supposed to be fearing could easily find you..."
"...ThaT is correcT."
--" *sigh* Okay, we need to fix this.. And are there any other instances where a random person, for example your stalkers, would be able to easily get in physical contact with you?"
"Hhhmmph.. ..I didn't want to bring this up, but my current avenue of income is AirBNB..."

Wait he finally changed his number?

 

[Chive Turkey]

 

[Hudson]

Has anyone reached out to Pat for comment?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Lolita Fashion 101 at 7:00. I’m sure Rick will enjoy that one since he doesn’t have to do his Venus talk anymore.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I thought this was a con for playing games? Bunch of creepy panels and discussions
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They wanted the police, FBI and National Guard to be on hand for their weirdo con.

"How will talking about trannies, queers and whores get people to show up to our science fiction convention?"

"Science fiction?"

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Has the big guy checked in on Elon’s website yet? I really need to hear about how the valet handled his car.