I’m so sorry, Rick

[DanFielding]

The dates of my trip...

You were there for the kickoff.

 

[PogromStallone]

You had to google that a planet right next to the sun was hot, you stupid pedophile?

That's not diddily nice.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I think one of two things happened here:

• The organizers finally realized what a stupid and meaningless fucking idea it is to give a presentation about building cities inside of poisonous gas clouds on a planet made of poison with a poisonous atmosphere. I deem this unlikely because the people running this are morons.
• Pat's lazy ass never worked on a presentation for this and had to ask them to cancel it because he had nothing to say. I think this is what happened because Pat is fat and lazy and also fat.

The 2nd part is most likely. He can’t just stand there reciting Wikipedia, and he for sure can’t remember some 30m to - 1 hour presentation about things he knows nothing about and would need to memorize. He’s a retard who barely graduated high school.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

They canceled several events so I would say they’re either cutting down space to save money or they eliminated things that didn’t get enough signups, or a combination of the two.

 

[Kurt_Love]

The 2nd part is most likely. He can’t just stand there reciting Wikipedia, and he for sure can’t remember some 30m to - 1 hour presentation about things he knows nothing about and would need to memorize. He’s a retard who barely graduated high school.

Zero chance Rick voluntarily canceled on his own. He knows he's Raven's smart boy so he sure the fuck isn't worried about not being prepared and this is his only chance to have any audience thinking he's a cool expert. He gets to these things a day early to sit at the end of hotel bars begging for anyone to ask why he's important.

 

[Hudson]

It's still a W for Pat because he'll be there to hand sell hundreds of copies of "A Christmas Carnage."

Oops..I forgot. No publisher wants to touch that steaming pile of "literature".

 

[Cumtown Fags]

It's still a W for Pat because he'll be there to hand sell hundreds of copies of "A Christmas Carnage."

Wrong. His hand selling blocks were canceled also. It looks like he's been completely wiped from the Penguicon 2024 site. I wonder if he stiffed them on payment.

Penguicon 2024 Schedule

Check out the schedule for Penguicon 2024

penguicon2024.sched.com

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wrong. His hand selling blocks were canceled also. It looks like he's been completely wiped from the Penguicon 2024 site. I wonder if he stiffed them on payment.

Penguicon 2024 Schedule

Check out the schedule for Penguicon 2024

penguicon2024.sched.com

Saw this and thought Niki had reserved a room

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wow, no mention at all of pig at the con. Dammit! I wanted to spam the hotel / con guests with warnings about Pat talking about assaulting a guest at the hotel.

 

[SFWA liaison]

cancel culture has gone too far

 

[Honey Badger]

“Polyamorous parenting.”

 

[Honey Badger]

Alright, I’m a double-posting faggot, ok.

But what the FUCK does any of this have to do with sci fi or Linux? This is a bunch of creeps who want to share their weird sexual fetishes with other creeps. They should all be extricated from the gene pool

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I think one of two things happened here:

• The organizers finally realized what a stupid and meaningless fucking idea it is to give a presentation about building cities inside of poisonous gas clouds on a planet made of poison with a poisonous atmosphere. I deem this unlikely because the people running this are morons.

Patrick's ass has produced more poisonous gas clouds than Venus could hold.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I thought this was a con for playing games? Bunch of creepy panels and discussions

They wanted the police, FBI and National Guard to be on hand for their weirdo con.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He had the event cancel his presentation because he was scared of Boomia. No security guards to walk him to his car.

Arguably Pat's biggest ever L. How embarrassing! I hope nobody on Reddit torments him with this.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I think one of two things happened here:

• The organizers finally realized what a stupid and meaningless fucking idea it is to give a presentation about building cities inside of poisonous gas clouds on a planet made of poison with a poisonous atmosphere. I deem this unlikely because the people running this are morons.
• Pat's lazy ass never worked on a presentation for this and had to ask them to cancel it because he had nothing to say. I think this is what happened because Pat is fat and lazy and also fat.

He spent an hour on Wikipedia! What else could he know?!

 

[RickReternal]

I thought this was a con for playing games? Bunch of creepy panels and discussions
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I wonder if this programming was even too weird for Pat? It’s shocking.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

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It’s a cult. I know several people who would be into a table top/TCG con but would be absolutely revolted by these sodomites and their panels. This shit is geared to SWFA and retards like Chris Chan. No wonder Rick feels like an Alpha at these cons, it’s filled with subhuman scum.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

There’s a panel about farts that’s still on while Pat gets bumped. The shame of being fat Pat.

 

[Harry Powell]

Absolutely nothing on that schedule relates to sci fi or Linux.