I'm so sorry, Penguicon

[Easily_Remembered]

Don't you ever, EVER, compare Billy Mitchell to Pat Tummyson again. EVER

Only as a Virgin vs Chad from here on out.

 

[guest]

 

[NoBacon]

Pat's balding, and Mitchell has those luxurious locks as well.

billy is the full package

 

[Easily_Remembered]

billy is the full package

And probably is packing the full package.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

And probably is packing the full package.

Forget donkey kong, Billy is donkey DONG OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[NoBacon]

Billy Mitchell loves suing people, too. I think his only win in court was a guy that settled with him because he had terminal cancer.

*points to American flag tie*

Billy. always. wins. That guy got what was coming to him. Billy puts his enemies in a box in the fucking ground after taking their cash.

 

[guest]

Hey [URL='https://mobile.twitter.com/Penguicon']@Penguicon[/URL]. Eat your lunch, then get your butter over to EMC III at 1pm. I'm doing a reading from my WIP, A CHRISTMAS CARNAGE. The story of a grown Tiny Tim going on a bloody rampage through the 1863 London underworld looking for Ebenezer Scrooge's killer.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You've forgotten about Grape Faygo, haven't you?

That’s right, it is Detroit.

 

[Mike Glyer]

If he isn't embarrassed writing this and sharing it then nothing will ever embarrass him. He does not have that emotion.

Hey @Penguicon. Eat your lunch, then get your butter over to EMC III at 1pm. I'm doing a reading from my WIP, A CHRISTMAS CARNAGE. The story of a grown Tiny Tim going on a bloody rampage through the 1863 London underworld looking for Ebenezer Scrooge's killer.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This one is just too easy

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This one is just too easy


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You’re 42, he’s not your “little brother” anymore. He does that to shit on him because Pat is a miserable cunt.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You’re 42, he’s not your “little brother” anymore. He does that to shit on him because Pat is a miserable cunt.

You know who else has that shirt?

 

[The REAL JDA]

You’re 42, he’s not your “little brother” anymore. He does that to shit on him because Pat is a miserable cunt.

I mean Patrick is REALLY fat so who isn't little compared to him?

 

[captain_kamala]

I mean Patrick is REALLY fat so who isn't little compared to him?

you

 

[The REAL JDA]

you

Dirty damn lies

 

[guest]

you

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[SFWA liaison]

wow can't believe attendees at penguicon are receiving vile messages such as this:



good to know our Pat could grab some hygiene products to soak the sweat in between his bitch tits and fat rolls:

 

[peckafacce]

wow can't believe attendees at penguicon are receiving vile messages such as this:
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good to know our Pat could grab some hygiene products to soak the sweat in between his bitch tits and fat rolls:
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Don't most women carry pads/tampons in their purse?

 

[Mike Glyer]

Don't most women carry pads/tampons in their purse?

Yeah but these people are social retards. They think tampons are things you just randomly snag for your "femme friend".

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Yeah but these people are social retards. They think tampons are things you just randomly snag for your "femme friend".

What are they putting that shit on, cheeseburgers?