I'm so sorry, Penguicon

[NoBacon]

He reminds me of a fat, less talented, less successful Billy Mitchell - a person who, in any other group, would be socially maladjusted and rejected as such. But, among a group of sexually confused, perennial shut ins, he thinks that he's some sort of superstar.

Billy Mitchell is a true American hero! Thank you for your service Bill.

 

[guest]

What he's saying is he's about to get black out drunk.

For a change.

 

[FurBurger]

Nothing suspicious or pedoish putting a cartoon made for children on an alcoholic drink.

It's brightly coloured juice, too; ideal for attracting kids.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He reminds me of a fat, less talented, less successful Billy Mitchell - a person who, in any other group, would be socially maladjusted and rejected as such. But, among a group of sexually confused, perennial shut ins, he thinks that he's some sort of superstar.

Billy Mitchell loves suing people, too. I think his only win in court was a guy that settled with him because he had terminal cancer.

*points to American flag tie*

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Not sure why we’re disrespecting billy Mitchell here. He had Asian friends, Latino friends, European friends but, he always had to let them know, America is on top. He also takes care of his family. True American hero.

 

[guest]

Not sure why we’re disrespecting billy Mitchell here. He had Asian friends, Latino friends, European friends but, he always had to let them know, America is on top. He also takes care of his family. True American hero.

Also a man who dedicated his life to hot sauce.

 

[Phish]

Billy Mitchell is also sueing a company for removing his “Donkey Kong and Pac-Man world records 2018”. I think those were the ones people proved he cheated on. BigDickBilly. Cheat to win the record then sue when they try to say you cheated.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Also a man who dedicated his life to hot sauce.
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Unlike Pat, his hot sauce is real, and actually sold and marketed successfully.

 

[guest]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Oh Dan.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I’m really hoping Dans time doing undercover work doesn’t get to him.

 

[Harry Powell]

Monster Ultra Fiesta, Ultra Gold, and OG Ultra are fantastic

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I’m really hoping Dans time doing undercover work doesn’t get to him.

Danny Brasco

 

[NoBacon]

Unlike Pat, his hot sauce is real, and actually sold and marketed successfully.

and he pays for his own frivolous stupid lawsuits. Billy Mitchell rules

 

[DominusOdium]

At some point, to go deeper, Dan will have to do things he never imagined. Things you've only read about in Paul Weimer Star Trek fan fiction.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

and he pays for his own frivolous stupid lawsuits. Billy Mitchell rules

Pat's balding, and Mitchell has those luxurious locks as well.

 

[Harry Powell]

At some point, to go deeper, Dan will have to do things he never imagined. Things you've only read about in Paul Weimer Star Trek fan fiction.

It’s worth it for the ribs

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course they packed Mountain Dew. I think Mountain Dew has more (maybe almost double) the sugar energy drinks have. Dew might the be the soda with the most sugar which explains why these types are so fat and gross.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He reminds me of a fat, less talented, less successful Billy Mitchell - a person who, in any other group, would be socially maladjusted and rejected as such. But, among a group of sexually confused, perennial shut ins, he thinks that he's some sort of superstar.

Don't you ever, EVER, compare Billy Mitchell to Pat Tummyson again. EVER

 

[FurBurger]

Dew might the be the soda with the most sugar which explains why these types are so fat and gross.

You've forgotten about Grape Faygo, haven't you?