I'm so sorry, insightsoftware employees.

[RobertMewler]

I would assume you first looked up her personal information to assess her physical attributes. It’s been established that she’s mid-50s or older, do the hangers still have life in them?

Woah, I'm not that old yet, sonny! But please do picture me as a 68 year old biddy wearing a hand-crocheted shawl. It warms my heartstrings to be regarded as so matronly and to see you all as the boys I never had.

 

[Meownaw]

Being "one of the guys", A Guy's Guide to being a vBulletin Board Man's Man :

1) Simp & white knight the forum slits until you're made fun of
2) Immediately turn around & throw them (& own wife) under the bus in attempt to regain favor amongst the lads

A stable mind & ego at work, child.

The guys guide bit they did was hilarious. "Yeah I had to put a moulinyan in there... Yeahhhhh I had to throw a nigger in the mix! Cause a guys guy doesn't mix the races!".

 

[Guest]

It's fascinating; Torquie allegedly sent Insight Software a link to something Dan posted in the KIKE HATE THREAD (it's still not confirmed Torquie even hit "send", he could just be joking).

Instead of defending himself and attacking Torquie back (someone who very well could have just fucked up his life) he winds up attacking me and throwing me under the bus (again) all because I questioned why he'd still be here after everything that's gone on.

Why not hit back at the one who threw the first punch (Torquie)? I'm not a guy so I'm interested in what you menfolk think that's about.

I’d assume that since Torquie has been a clear cut “opp” since last March that he barely cares about him. He probably feels a greater sense of betrayal that his Nazi crush (you) isn’t defending him / turned against him.

 

[Hoolies]

Any fucking animal can get pregnant.

Someone's not gonna be getting his personalized sweater this Christmas, no schizo nudes for Kwanza neither.

 

[Guest]

What do you contribute besides going grey every other month?

I mean that’s the one thing you can’t take away from him. He has always done bits (you either do bits or you don’t)

Kinda hard to ask what he contributes when he just secured Hooli’s as Pest Property last month.

 

[Guest]

I’m a real Robert Mewler about it. On the one hand, I said I don’t want to see it but on the other hand I will enjoy it and laugh about it a great deal if and when it happens.

100%. I’m a Dan-defender but I will admit, if it happens I’m probably gonna laugh. It’s just like Pat’s swatting. I wouldn’t do it, I don’t support it, but I will laugh at it everytime.

 

[Guest]

I was one of the people whose DMs Dan posted. I didn't give much of a shit about it then and couldn't care less now. He acted butthurt about some stuff and got a bit big for his britches but so what.

I will never understand why he was so eager to dox himself. To be honest there's still a part of me that thinks it's not actually him because who would do that. If it is him then trying to get him fired is faggot. But I can't feel very sorry for him because he put it all out there and he must have known there are some fucking nuts on here.

Whatever the real story is here, it's incredibly gay.

He is 100% who he says he is. I watched his webinar. Same voice, same picture, confirmed everything. So either he’s got millions in the bank and DGAF or he’s totally insane.

 

[Guest]

Nooo... I've been here long enough to realize everything's fair game as long as it's made funny. It takes a certain level of craft to do it right of course.

Would you call his comment “low-effort”?

 

[guest]

This is some bit again right?

 

[HotDogJoe]

Nigger.

 

[guest]

I'm sorry, @McGowan.

 

[guest]

Dan was blending in this past week. The alliance wasn't fagging up every thread, he got his score into the positives. So Patreeky leads a campaign to car crash all his posts, and Sethie emails his company to get him fired.

But no, let's tell Dan how he's supposed to behave instead of the insane, obsessed incels who constantly have to escalate their attacks on him.

 

[NoBacon]

Dan was blending in this past week. The alliance wasn't fagging up every thread, he got his score into the positives. So Patreeky leads a campaign to car crash all his posts, and Sethie emails his company to get him fired.

But no, let's tell Dan how he's supposed to behave instead of the insane, obsessed incels who constantly have to escalate their attacks on him.

The alliance is inevitable. It is stalwart, united. Strong. All must submit or suffer the consequences.

You get on board or you drown. This is the way.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I mean that’s the one thing you can’t take away from him. He has always done bits (you either do bits or you don’t)

Kinda hard to ask what he contributes when he just secured Hooli’s as Pest Property last month.

How did Dan “secure Hooli’s as pest property”? That texting bit, that created that line, wasn’t his. He was just a drunk retard going to hooligans. Wait a minute…. there was another drunk retard who went to Hooli’s!!!! Just someone didn’t think of that before. All he did was embarrass himself. That was his bit.

 

[NoBacon]

I don’t want to alarm anyone but when I was surfing the astral plains one time, the entities told me Dan Mullen was a pedophile.

Not my words, the words of the astral plain beings who reside there. Every now and then I protect them from the negative sleep paralysis demon and his henchmen, so they give me heads up on these things.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I think this would be way funnier if he never sent the email but Dan goes on a panicked emailing spree next week asking if his colleagues have received any weird emails about him.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

I don’t want to alarm anyone but when I was surfing the astral plains one time, the entities told me Dan Mullen was a pedophile.

Not my words, the words of the astral plain beings who reside there. Every now and then I protect them from the negative sleep paralysis demon and his henchmen, so they give me heads up on these things.

Saturn's alignment has also been giving off particularly celestial Dan is a pedophile energy this moon phase .

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I don’t want to alarm anyone but when I was surfing the astral plains one time, the entities told me Dan Mullen was a pedophile.

Not my words, the words of the astral plain beings who reside there. Every now and then I protect them from the negative sleep paralysis demon and his henchmen, so they give me heads up on these things.

The beings on the astral planes are an all encompassing manifestation of consciousness. They have no reason to lie, and also know everything. To not believe them, would be to not believe a rape victim. Daniel Mullen is a pedophile rapist who loves watching children suffer. He also has never defended his wife beyond saying he thinks she’s attractive. Which from a Boston 3, isn’t much.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

This is PFG. Pretty fucking gay. Don't mess with a man's livelihood.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Don't mess with a man's livelihood.

That's your bit?