I'm so sorry, insightsoftware employees.

[Gay Faggot.]

I'll be brief...

I actually hit send, I was going to print screen the sent folder but I don't remember the protonmail login because I was wasted. It was some random song lyric. Dan, can you ask your employees what e-mail it came from? Lmao

I am 100% not dan mullen or in on a bit, I swear, that's fucking gay. He said in that livestream "Am I really feuding with Snake or is it a bit like in WWE?" and that pissed me off because I 100% know that wasn't a "WWE bit". Snake really hates him. Dan is fucking deranged.

Anyway, 2 funny things I remember when I was black out drunk:

- What drove me over the edge to do this was seeing a thread in off topic where someone (harry kilmer?) was talking about how much better their life has become since they've stopped chasing women. All of his goals have been met, he's happier, etc. And then Dan chimed in, "WHAT? You don't get your dick sucked? Are u kiddin me???" and Harry was like "yeah... I'm genuiniely happier for it." a nd dan kept replying "what bro?? u dont crush puss? THATS RIDICULOUS" and he sounded exactly like sex haver Pat Tomlinson. It really pissed me off, so I was like fuck it.

- To justify sending the e-mails, I went looking for the thread I made from a couple of months ago where I was threatening to e-mail insightsoftware (where I was parodying Ant threatening us with panara bread). I thought it'd be something like "Dan, if you don't admit the alliance is funny, I'm sending an e-mail to your work" but it turns out it was "Dan, if you don't stick by your word and actually go to Hooligans, I'm sending an e-mail to your work". But he actually did do that lol. Oopsies...



I'm sorry for making fun of the forum cool chick. Making fun of someone for reaching meopause isn't cool. You'd have to be a huge faggot to do that.

To your first point, I did notice Dan was being a faggot in similar threads he gave you shit for. So that checks out. I’m at the point with your convenient timing for things, that I don’t totally believe your story. What I mean is, prove you’re not Dan, I guess. It’s very odd things die down about him, then you pop up. Then Dan responds, you disappear, then you come back guns slinging. Not saying you’re Dan, these are weird coincidence’s at this point. As far as guiltiness, I will repeat the Joe Cumia defense: 1. He is not a pedophile 2. Anyone who thinks it’s “wrong” should also apologize to Joe. It’s a very similar arc. I think it’s wrong to fuck with Dan’s employment but, I also think he’s a retard for continually coming back here. Almost like….. Joe Cumia.

 

[RobertMewler]

I don't remember the protonmail login because I was wasted. It was some random song lyric.

Boo.. you gotta write shit like that down in case there's ever a back-and-forth that needs keeping up with.

- What drove me over the edge to do this was seeing a thread in off topic where someone (harry kilmer?) was talking about how much better their life has become since they've stopped chasing women. All of his goals have been met, he's happier, etc. And then Dan chimed in, "WHAT? You don't get your dick sucked? Are u kiddin me???" and Harry was like "yeah... I'm genuiniely happier for it." a nd dan kept replying "what bro?? u dont crush puss? THATS RIDICULOUS" and he sounded exactly like sex haver Pat Tomlinson. It really pissed me off, so I was like fuck it.

I saw that and was grossed out, wondering what poor Flavia would think to read what her husband was saying (he was probably half chubbed writing it too).

 

[RapistWithHIV]

The Danster crushed a lil puss in his day. Just a taste.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

To your first point, I did notice Dan was being a faggot in similar threads he gave you shit for. So that checks out. I’m at the point with your convenient timing for things, that I don’t totally believe your story. What I mean is, prove you’re not Dan, I guess. It’s very odd things die down about him, then you pop up. Then Dan responds, you disappear, then you come back guns slinging. Not saying you’re Dan, these are weird coincidence’s at this point. As far as guiltiness, I will repeat the Joe Cumia defense: 1. He is not a pedophile 2. Anyone who thinks it’s “wrong” should also apologize to Joe. It’s a very similar arc. I think it’s wrong to fuck with Dan’s employment but, I also think he’s a retard for continually coming back here. Almost like….. Joe Cumia.

I can't think of a way to "prove" I'm not dan, but I do make those music videos (and all those video edits) and meanwhile dan has to get someone to do the editing and music intros for his podcast. I disappear regularly for... reasons. I'm about to disappear again.

 

[Jenna]

 

[guest]

Boo.. you gotta write shit like that down in case there's ever a back-and-forth that needs keeping up with.


I saw that and was grossed out, wondering what poor Flavia would think to read what her husband was saying (he was probably half chubbed writing it too).

Protonmail doesn't remember your login, I thought it'd be saved in that cookie shit. But when I go back to protonmail.com and hit sign in it's asking me for the login. Fuckin' thing sucks!

 

[guest]

Never make plans or hit send drunk.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Seth Simons has really redeemed himself.

 

[guest]

I can't think of a way to "prove" I'm not dan, but I do make those music videos (and all those video edits) and meanwhile dan has to get someone to do the editing and music intros for his podcast. I disappear regularly for... reasons. I'm about to disappear again.

You don’t have to prove anything. You’re actually funny, that’s proof enough you’re not him.

 

[guest]

View attachment 75755

That made me laugh really hard, but I'm gonna give you neutral ribs. Sniff.

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm vindictive I believe everybody deserves to be doxxed but going after the job is something else that never happened to me maybe because I'm a poor nigger lol

But seriously dan drop mews name and age

 

[guest]

You don’t have to prove anything. You’re actually funny, that’s proof enough you’re not him.

Oh yeah true.
Also imagine how fucking deranged it would be to:

1) Be Dan Mullen
2) Have an account impersonating Dan Mullen (Springfield Dan with an i instead of an l) and then have the original Dan Mullen freak out, and keep changing his avatar, so I have to change the avatar of the account impersonating him, etc etc..

 

[guest]

I'm vindictive I believe everybody deserves to be doxxed but going after the job is something else that never happened to me maybe because I'm a poor nigger lol

But seriously dan drop mews name and age

You’re one vindictive bitch Bam! This kitty got claws. Please never change.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I can't think of a way to "prove" I'm not dan, but I do make those music videos (and all those video edits) and meanwhile dan has to get someone to do the editing and music intros for his podcast. I disappear regularly for... reasons. I'm about to disappear again.

Record a quick voice message to prove you’re not Dan. How could you not think of this. You’re just being more “mysterious” by saying you’re going to preemptively disappear again. Quickly looking like a Dan “bit” tobehonestwitya. If you’re worried about voice, who’s going to dox you off of voice? His retard voice is pretty identifiable, even if he tried to fake it. I won’t join the bigger faggot side, but don’t make me defend them.

 

[guest]

Record a quick voice message to prove you’re not Dan. How could you not think of this. You’re just being more “mysterious” by saying you’re going to preemptively disappear again. Quickly looking like a Dan “bit” tobehonestwitya. If you’re worried about voice, who’s going to dox you off of voice? His retard voice is pretty identifiable, even if he tried to fake it. I won’t join the bigger faggot side, but don’t make me defend them.

Nigga, you got me all paranoid now

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Record a quick voice message to prove you’re not Dan. How could you not think of this. You’re just being more “mysterious” by saying you’re going to preemptively disappear again. Quickly looking like a Dan “bit” tobehonestwitya. If you’re worried about voice, who’s going to dox you off of voice? His retard voice is pretty identifiable, even if he tried to fake it. I won’t join the bigger faggot side, but don’t make me defend them.

he's posted vocaroos before, definitely not dan

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nigga, you got me all paranoid now

Just saying, this has happened a few times now. Torquie provokes Dan, Dan responds. Torquie nowhere to be found. Then he appears as soon as Dan stops posting. I don’t think he’s Dan, solely based on the original timeframe of all of this. Just saying it’s weird, and easily disproven, yet for some reason it hasn’t been.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

he's posted vocaroos before, definitely not dan

Link? Cause then I’ll feel like a real gay faggot. I’ll also do something that Dan hasn’t done: admit I’m wrong and a total faggot for pointing it out.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Link? Cause then I’ll feel like a real gay faggot. I’ll also do something that Dan hasn’t done: admit I’m wrong and a total faggot for pointing it out.

if anyone remembers whatever thread everyone was posting vocaroos in, he contributed. Probably an australian thread