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I'm so sorry, insightsoftware employees.

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My name is Henry Alvarez and I work for MKE PD
I have been tasked with documenting the actions of DAN MULLEN who for years has been stalking a talented, athletic, well educated, award winning author and his beautiful wife. It has become clear that 99% of the accounts on this site are just DAN MULLEN and his alts.
I will happily testify in court that DAN MULLEN is responsible for every act perpetrated on this site.
 
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while you're doing a bunch of gay work and sitting in a bunch of gay meetings today for the MAAAAN, just remember you're not Dan Mullen.
 

Gay Faggot.

Stool COMP’D!!!!!!!😎😎😎
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good morning

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while you're doing a bunch of gay work and sitting in a bunch of gay meetings today for the MAAAAN, just remember you're not Dan Mullen.
If Dan livestreams his firing he’s welcome back with open arms. Until he once again makes a fool of himself thinking he’s the king of this “crew” again.
 

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If Dan livestreams his firing he’s welcome back with open arms. Until he once again makes a fool of himself thinking he’s the king of this “crew” again.
The only way he can redeem himself to me is to kill Pat and after that pull the gun on himself.

He has to livestream it of course, he would finally have achieved his goal of becoming internet famous.
 

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The only way he can redeem himself to me is to kill Pat and after that pull the gun on himself.
I don’t think you understand. Dan is in the beginning steps of a lolcow. I’d much rather this turn into a Dan board than be a Rick board. I demand Rick kill himself. I only want to Dan to continue to be the retard that he is.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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I don’t think you understand. Dan is in the beginning steps of a lolcow. I’d much rather this turn into a Dan board than be a Rick board. I demand Rick kill himself. I only want to Dan to continue to be the retard that he is.
Good point, Pat's sudden death is inevitable anyway, i mean look at the size of him.

Dan is already lined up as his lolcow replacement, you're right.
 

FurBurger

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I'm probably answering your bit literally, but do you really think Torquie and Torquis de Lard are the same person?
Both of them are here every day, at the same time.... and then Torquie suddenly spends a week in rehab, and De Lard goes missing for a week too. Torquie posts something here, a minute later De Lard upvotes it; and regularly happens the other way around, too. Also, Torquie posted audio of one of his friends... and his accent shits out on the ing sound in Mullenstein. Lots of Aussies have trouble with N's and Ing's in other accents as they pronounce them weird, and you hear it in movies all the rime; De Lard has the same problem.

Maybe it's nothing, maybe they were just in the same rehab at the same time. And, maybe Torquie's getting drunk at 9am on a weekday, rather than after work, Australian Eastern Standard time. Funny that he and De lard went quiet at the same time this morning, though.

I'm probably wrong.
 

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Both of them are here every day, at the same time.... and then Torquie suddenly spends a week in rehab, and De Lard goes missing for a week too. Torquie posts something here, a minute later De Lard upvotes it; and happens the other way around, too. Also, Torquie posted audio of one of his friends... and his accent shits out on the ing sound in Mullenstein. Lots of Aussies have trouble with N's and Ing's in other accents as they pronounce them weird, and you hear it in movies all the rime; De Lard has the same problem.

Maybe it's nothing, maybe they were just in the same rehab at the same time. And, maybe Torquie's getting drunk at 9am on a weekday, rather than after work, Australian Eastern Standard time. Funny that he and De lard went quiet at the same time this morning, though.

I'm probably wrong.
You're as batshit crazy as Daniel Mullenstein.

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I'm probably wrong.
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Both of them are here every day, at the same time.... and then Torquie suddenly spends a week in rehab, and De Lard goes missing for a week too. Torquie posts something here, a minute later De Lard upvotes it; and regularly happens the other way around, too. [URL='https://vocaroo.com/1bwPcbYGehDR']Also, Torquie posted audio of one of his friends...[/URL] and his accent shits out on the ing sound in Mullenstein. Lots of Aussies have trouble with N's and Ing's in other accents as they pronounce them weird, and you hear it in movies all the rime; De Lard has the same problem.

Maybe it's nothing, maybe they were just in the same rehab at the same time. And, maybe [URL='https://pfgforums.net/threads/im-so-sorry-insightsoftware-employees.24848/post-541753']Torquie's getting drunk at 9am on a weekday,[/URL] rather than after work, Australian Eastern Standard time. Funny that he and De lard went quiet at the same time this morning, though.

I'm probably wrong.
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I just read this entire thread for some reason. I laughed, I cried, I jerked off in all the right places.

1. I planned to say I think doxxing people and going after employers is fucking gay no matter what but honestly, fuck Dan. I still wouldn’t do that to anyone here but I’m not mad that someone else did.

2. The downfall of @captain_kamala here in less than a day is stunning. I’m a big fan of the ugly wives of the SFWA bit and the Betsy Resto series but @RobertMewIer had a flawless takedown, no two ways about it.

@captain_kamala FYI, none of us ever actually thought you were living great life, popping bottles on yachts with millionaires or any of that shit. We just go along with it because it’s funny. We’ve seen planet in the background of your pics and videos to see you’re living in a shithole. And that’s fine, who cares, but don’t try to act like it isn’t true.

@RobertMewIer is old, we’ve known that for a long time. Who cares? I’m not going to meet her, I’m not going to fuck her. I don’t give a shit what she looks like.
Pretty much spot on, on our resident crazy spook.
Still no comments on me coming from land owning whites
You guys can think whatever you want about me truth is I'm on your level if not higher
OK since you asked. You are not my equal, you're broke and don't have your own kids with you. Nothing to do with being black either. I don't believe all of your backstory, but being nuts is a curveball that can make it all true or all lies and anywhere in between. Your kids being with your parents, your boasts and your lack of home and crazy BS about not wanting one is a pretty sure sign you are not living a great life.
 

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Both of them are here every day, at the same time.... and then Torquie suddenly spends a week in rehab, and De Lard goes missing for a week too. Torquie posts something here, a minute later De Lard upvotes it; and regularly happens the other way around, too. Also, Torquie posted audio of one of his friends... and his accent shits out on the ing sound in Mullenstein. Lots of Aussies have trouble with N's and Ing's in other accents as they pronounce them weird, and you hear it in movies all the rime; De Lard has the same problem.

Maybe it's nothing, maybe they were just in the same rehab at the same time. And, maybe Torquie's getting drunk at 9am on a weekday, rather than after work, Australian Eastern Standard time. Funny that he and De lard went quiet at the same time this morning, though.

I'm probably wrong.
Holy holy holy shit!!! The game is afoot!!
 
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