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he broke up some oxycontin with a glass saltshaker, it broke and he snorted it with all the glass mixed inDid we ever find out what the story was with Kuhn's nose? I'm guessing he had tarded parents who raised him with a pitbull and it chewed it off or something.
He pulled an Artie Lang? I honestly thought it was some football or hockey injury idkhe broke up some oxycontin with a glass saltshaker, it broke and he snorted it with all the glass mixed in
My man loves his birds with a strong chin gamelol Dan finds Missy more attractive than Thicc Dani, fackin poofter
Don't worry bam isn't a negress anymore she's actually a white girl from ColoradoJesus this thread is still going?! 53 pages and 1k responses.
Bam: I don’t care that Mew embarrassed me in front of everyone. Genuinely. I’d tell you if I did
(Bam, that’s a Jim Norton reference)
I wish the forum let you surf just highlighted posts.54 pages. I could have read some profound short story or learned something important and instead I just read 54 pages of people arguing about a fat little 5'4" down syndrome guy with retarded eyebrows. That's how I spent my whole morning. I have to go to work soon.
Every post is highlighted post babyI wish the forum let you surf just highlighted posts.
So, what were you in rehab for? I figure if it was something cool - coke, or heroin - you'd have told us.The "what were you in rehab for?" killed it though. You know what they say: END ON A STRONG NOTE!
So I guess it didn't take, then?Well I'm getting drunk again right now
He had like 10 alt gaslighting the forum that's the worst part, we need a Mullencheck botThis is so fucking hilarious. Dan can’t help but give himself away. You’ll have to wonder if he does it on purpose. If he doesn’t it’s really sad.
He had like 10 alt gaslighting the forum that's the worst part, we need a Mullencheck bot
Patriots in control proud boys stand ready
I fucking KNEW IT as soon as he came out of the blue and was going hard at me as if it were a personal thing. Thank you for your service!!Welcome to the 52nd Page Episode Spectacular
Where we reveal who is Dan Mullen's new account!
But first, a look at a poll created a few weeks ago, titled "Who's hotter? Dani Brand or Missy Muscles?"
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The results were obvious. A phat young chick who left Anthony, or a manly looking cunt who went back to Anthony? The majority of people had the correct taste:
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There was a prominent user who had shit taste, however. And that user's name? You guessed it...
Frank Stallone. I mean, Anonymous Rascal aka Dan Mullen:
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Dan the Missy Muscles fan. Whatever, I'm not here to judge what you're into. We all have our kinks. I'm into girls who wear cat costumes.
Anyway, literally the day Dan abandoned his SpringfieldDan account and turned it into Anonymous Rascal, another user showed up on the scene: Real Rock TV. Sign up date: August 15, 2021, but nobody had ever seen this user before.
His first post in over a month was in this thread, calling Torquie and the alliance "NEETS", making fun of people for not having jobs, abusing Mewler (but sticking up for Bam), calling people cucks, and most damingly: posting in the NFL thread (something Dan regularly posted in).
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This user is obviously Dan.
But alas, there is no real proof it's Dan. Strong evidence does not equal proof.
Ah well. I guess I'll be on my way.
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This user changed their username right before posting in this thread. They changed it to something O&A related, so nobody would suspect it was Dan, and privatized the option for us to see who they used to be.
Unfortunately, in a thread from months ago, somebody quoted their post, so their original username was still visible...
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Oopsie doodles.
Hi Dan, you fucking faggot. Now it only gets worse for you.
You literally simped for a balding, overweight, mongoloid looking downie with bitch tits, you're a faggot of the highest order.So, what were you in rehab for? I figure if it was something cool - coke, or heroin - you'd have told us.
So I guess it didn't take, then?
And you're Dutch.You literally simped for a balding, overweight, mongoloid looking downie with bitch tits, you're a faggot of the highest order.
Also a pedophile and rapist.
The battle lasted from 10 May 1940 until the surrender of the main Dutch forces on 14 May.
The first part is a tough one, man. People make mistakes, and I’m willing to give benefit of the doubt to him.You literally simped for a balding, overweight, mongoloid looking downie with bitch tits, you're a faggot of the highest order.
Also a pedophile and rapist.
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