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Now that he's gone again apparently, I'm afraid he's just gonna go ahead and livestream himself murdering Pat as a bit.
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Now that he's gone again apparently, I'm afraid he's just gonna go ahead and livestream himself murdering Pat as a bit.
God I miss early 00s Comedy Central. Insomniac, Tough Crowd, South Park, Reno 911, Crank Yankers, Drawn Together, The Daily Show when it was good, fucking Chappelle's Show!
I just want him to livestream his HR meeting on Monday.
I just want him to livestream his HR meeting on Monday.
Just want to say Dan that this would win us all over!Now that would be funny!
Even if Torquie did hit send, which I don't think he did, you have to mess up pretty badly to get fired as a sales guy who actually has accounts that you manage.I just want him to livestream his HR meeting on Monday.
Taking a massive downey shit on susan would be enough for mein my books at least, if Dan livestreams the murder of Patrick S. Tomlinson, I say we forgive everything else.
Even if Torquie did hit send, which I don't think he did, you have to mess up pretty badly to get fired as a sales guy who actually has accounts that you manage.
This isn't like firing a BDR who is just doing cold calls or some junior level programmer who is doing bug fixes that anyone can pick up. You risk losing customers if you fire the guy managing the relationships with them.
If Torquie really wants to get him fired, he should reach out to customers that they reference on their website.
EDIT: Not that I want anyone to do that. Just saying.
Torquie sent Insight Software a dossier on Dan (he posted in the kike hate thread with his real name like an absolute mong) then Bam started getting uppity and Mewler put her in her place. Then the alliance had a circle jerk and FurBurger/Real Rock TV tried to poo poo it but were overrun by the autism.What happened? I'm not reading all 42 pages
Sounds pretty gay.Torquie sent Insight Software a dossier on Dan (he posted in the kike hate thread with his real name like an absolute mong) then Bam started getting uppity and Mewler put her in her place. Then the alliance had a circle jerk and FurBurger/Real Rock TV tried to poo poo it but were overrun by the autism.
Adopt Annabelle for da bitEw, no way! I'd spoil him rotten but also teach him how to do self-sufficient things like how to split firewood (after his dad taught him how to cut trees with a chainsaw). It's the only sad thing about our new venture into the forest; that we can't bring the lil mug with us but he'll be there in spirit.
Gladly. Annabelle AND Mewler!Adopt Annabelle for da bit
I've tried texting pat about this exact scenario but he's dodgin meNow that he's gone again apparently, I'm afraid he's just gonna go ahead and livestream himself murdering Pat as a bit.
How many babies have you murdered for convenience? At least one you've confirmed. You have many dead baby ghosts.How long has passed now that I ain't said anything about mewler having a ghost/abandoned kid
I'm getting better
Bitches womb is haunted.How many babies have you murdered for convenience? At least one you've confirmed. You have many dead baby ghosts.
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