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The Cumia avatar is the Twix bar for this perfect night.They're terrorists at this point.
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The Cumia avatar is the Twix bar for this perfect night.They're terrorists at this point.
Somebody needs to run the numbers on exactly when the alliance sleeps. The 1am-5pm onaforums shift is honestly impressive. It's like an episode of 24 where because of the plot every main character needs to be awake from 3am-4am.
Here I am getting to bed at a normal hour and waking up at a normal hour. Like a schmuck.
Didnt argue, but this thread was my Saturday night entertainment...reevaluate my life or nah?Everyone saying Mew won, but if anyone gets that much of a rise out of you on onaforums you need to reevaluate your life.
Actual arguments on here are too gay even for me, and I literally post group therapy sessions on off topic
WWAW faggot threads about hating your mother? Go back to the navy and get pounded. Don’t ever act like you’re not gayer than this.Everyone saying Mew won, but if anyone gets that much of a rise out of you on onaforums you need to reevaluate your life.
Actual arguments on here are too gay even for me, and I literally post group therapy sessions on off topic
Somebody needs to run the numbers on exactly when the alliance sleeps. The 1am-5pm onaforums shift is honestly impressive. It's like an episode of 24 where because of the plot every main character needs to be awake from 3am-4am.
Here I am getting to bed at a normal hour and waking up at a normal hour. Like a schmuck.
the makings = posting pics of has-been 90s actresses in a deranged mannerYou just haven’t got the makings of a varsity alliance athlete.
I never said I wasnt a bigger faggot about itWWAW faggot threads about hating your mother? Go back to the navy and get pounded. Don’t ever act like you’re not gayer than this.
the makings = posting pics of has-been 90s actresses in a deranged manner
the makings = posting pics of has-been 90s actresses in a deranged manner
They're terrorists at this point.
I was high in the ethereals last night albeit more self-focused; I clearly remember buying a bottle of codeine linctus, but sadly it must've been on a different plain since it was absent upon wakingAstral plains update after I slept:
The astral beings confirmed Dan is indeed a violent pedophile, his material realm pedophilia is so powerful it’s causing issues in the ethereal realm. They want to extend their gratitude and support to everyone here who drove him away. They also wanted it noted Bam is a nigger and she isn’t welcome anywhere but the depths of the underworld.
I will report further if anything develops.
If it was black…you folks think Mews would beat her kid
you folks think Mews would beat her kid
I think he left because he had a visit to Hoolis planned, and he knew that that would bring him back into the good graces of the board (sort of; people were befuddled and amused by the situation). The Hoolis visit was his ace in the hole that would defeat the Dutch fags or whatever.I haven't shit on him much for a couple of reasons. 1) I don't feel strongly enough about him one way or another. 2) I don't "get" him. Why did he come back here? Why didn't he disappear when he was doxxed? Why did he do a podcast under his real name when he seems to have things to lose? He's clearly not a stupid guy, despite looking like a mong. Is he nuts? I don't get it.
Ew, no way! I'd spoil him rotten but also teach him how to do self-sufficient things like how to split firewood (after his dad taught him how to cut trees with a chainsaw). It's the only sad thing about our new venture into the forest; that we can't bring the lil mug with us but he'll be there in spirit.you folks think Mews would beat her kid
Now that would be funny!Now that he's gone again apparently, I'm afraid he's just gonna go ahead and livestream himself murdering Pat as a bit.
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