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I’m on day 47 of no coffee and I want to legit hurt people

Pussymagnetpat

Gigachad irl
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nice having the same mental fortitude as Jim Morton, stupid.

you'll be the first to die in the race war... hopefully a quick scope while jumping rope
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
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I drink white tea 5 times a week, green two days a week.

I’m goi g crazy . I almost walked off my job two times this week
You have that Dougie syndrome where you overthink everything to an almost crippling degree. I'm in good shape and I have no type of diet or schedule for when I'm allowed to consume certain beverages. You're active enough that the odd shitty fast food meal or shit like fucking tea and coffee aren't going to hurt you. Just give your body what it fucking wants. You stack even more misery for yourself on top of the PTSD and you probably shouldn't.
 

nasty twp

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How much did you glug that it became enough of an issue to quit?


At one really shit and boring and underpaid public-facing job I had in my early 20s, I used to drink several strong black cups a day, just to get a light buzz going, and so I had an excuse for toilet runs just to break up the interminable working day. After 18 months I got free, but the damage was done, I'd wrecked my stomach lining and had to go on B12 injections. One of my less intelligent decisions and coping mechanisms.


Decaf is awful, evil stuff though. They make it caffeine-free using an equivalent solvent to paint thinner, so you may as well have the real deal.

 
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How much did you glug that it became enough of an issue to quit?


At one really shit and boring and underpaid public-facing job I had in my early 20s, I used to drink several strong black cups a day, just to get a light buzz going, and so I had an excuse for toilet runs just to break up the interminable working day. After 18 months I got free, but the damage was done, I'd wrecked my stomach lining and had to go on B12 injections. One of my less intelligent decisions and coping mechanisms.
Stop talking about butt stuff
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Jim. Are you sure youre really even a white man? Complaining about a free 2k a month. Whining about your beauty sleep. Crying about "PTSD" (fake). Whining about fucking everything. Jesus shut the fuck up and get a job you lazy nigger. You sound like a pampered white bitch or a layabout welfare queen. Idk which one. If YOURE what the white race is supposed to be, were fucked. Grow a fucking sack already. Stop crying about everything or just convert to Judaism already. FAGGOT!!! Much love. Hope all is well. God bless you in your struggles.
 
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Jim. Are you sure youre really even a white mam? Complaining about a free 2k a month. Whining about your beauty sleep. Crying about "PTSD" (fake). Whining about fucking everything. Jesus shut the fuck up and get a job you lazy nigger. You sound like a pampered white bitch or a layabout welfare queen. Idk which one. If YOURE what the white race is supposed to be, were fucked. Grow a fucking sack already. Stop crying about everything or just convert to Judaism already. FAGGOT!!! Much love. Hope all is well. God bless you in your struggles.

I have a job and 2000 extra a month isn’t enough
 

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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I feel like Jim is one of the few that gets a pass when whining about the military, he gave up his sanity to serve zog and now he lives in an apartment, soldiers have always been people who have no other choice to serve but at least after serving their time they got to live a life of dignity. I understand why people hate the modern military, but at least Jim actually passed his physical fitness tests. He is one of the good ones.
I hope things get better for you James.
 
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