“I’m not fat, you don’t understand aspect ratios, child”

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He must have been born in the wrong aspect ratio.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

My uncle was known for having a baby face and Pat looks like him before he had his first heart attack at age 64

Felony fingers crossed.

 

[HeyItsVos]

So Pat indirectly admitted he looks fat in the picture.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Piggy is up and oinking at his fans and I saw this delusional gem
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Remember, he claims he looks “young” for 43 because having grey hair is definitely not something for an old looking person.

This nigga look like one of those Garbage Pail Kids

 

[guest]

So Pat indirectly admitted he looks fat in the picture.

No he is saying the twitter guy is so stupid he can't mentally adjust the image to the correct aspect ratio until pat is skinny like everyone else can.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

His “baby face” is from eating junk, Tom Cruise to look young for Risky Business purposely ate a lot of candy / fried food before filming started. Pigs head growing so large in a short time is something I’ve never seen. He doesn’t even have a neck anymore.

If he had any muscle whatsoever I'd say he was roiding. Ol' Barry Bonds head. Maybe he's on HGH.

 

[Lard Glug]

Does the aspect ratio also explain his terrible faggy shirt?

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[WifeStoreWill]

If he had any muscle whatsoever I'd say he was roiding. Ol' Barry Bonds head. Maybe he's on HGH.

He could be on roids but not doing the workouts

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

His followers see that he is in denial of his weight, they wont say anything but they can see that pat is cant even be honest with himself.

Bingo. Pat could study this concept for years and still not understand it. That’s how he ends up concluding that Katie Herzog, who gave him way more credit for good faith actions than he could ever deserve, isn’t “honest” because she said point-blank that Pat has obviously gained a great deal of weight and that his denials are ridiculous.

He just can’t help but make enemies even of his natural allies. No one is as talented as Pat at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Is this one subtly photoshopped? I feel like I'm taking someone else's crazy pills.

 

[EraGodless]

Is this one subtly photoshopped? I feel like I'm taking someone else's crazy pills.

No sane person would ever post this picture anywhere. They would immediately delete it and feel ashamed for the next week..

On one hand, he looks legitimately retarded. On the other hand, he looks like a guy who would stare at women in the gym and accidentally walk in to the women's locker room.

 

[RickReternal]

If he had any muscle whatsoever I'd say he was roiding. Ol' Barry Bonds head. Maybe he's on HGH.

Do you see him having the ability to be cool and chat up a trainer/juicer at his gym to get the connect? I think 9/10 would get spooked and blank him. We know pig doesn’t persevere with anything except getting his Twitter back…

I don’t even think he could persuade a bad doctor to prescribe him T. He’s just so annoying.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I don’t even think he could persuade a bad doctor to prescribe him T. He’s just so annoying.

Well I think if anyone's in obvious need of testosterone it's Patrick. A doctor would see that.

 

[RickReternal]

Well I think if anyone's in obvious need of testosterone it's Patrick. A doctor would see that.

He’s not a great candidate. Testosterone treatment is linked to heart troubles and Patty is FAT and has high blood pressure. He’d need to work the doctor a bit rather than just issuing a child-tagged demand.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Is this one subtly photoshopped? I feel like I'm taking someone else's crazy pills.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Aspect ratios add two extra chins, child. Enjoy prison!