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I guess if I'm not procreating there's no point to living right? I should just relapse and get wasted every night again, like all the other childless, atheist losers in this generation.
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I guess if I'm not procreating there's no point to living right? I should just relapse and get wasted every night again, like all the other childless, atheist losers in this generation.
Did you know that Norma Buster is single again?I just want to decrease the chances of my kids being ugly.
I want my children to grow up beautiful, and not.....
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If my wife is too old she could shit out a weird looking autist like pat tomlinson.
"You stlakers obsess over me because you're mentally ill and have nothing else." Dan "Pat Tomlinson" Mullen.Keep obsessing about me, faggot. It's totally normal and not deranged.
I don’t have time to read the other pests’ comments but I don’t have kids I have step kids and they suck. I’m 40 years old with bum knees but fuck kids (not literally anth). You do you, very faggy but the only thing that will make you happy is yourself. Kids are you expensive faggots is what I am getting at.If my wife isn't hot and in her early to mid 20s, then we're not having kids.
But I can't find anyone like that. I can't be like dan mullen and settle for a Flavia, you know? I can't settle for Niki "Genital Herpes" Robinson.
I had a really hot girlfriend once... when I was fawkin' 18. But I fawked that up.
So the Torquie line ends with me. And it fucking depresses me.
I guess if I'm not procreating there's no point to living right? I should just relapse and get wasted every night again, like all the other childless, atheist losers in this generation.
The Torquester is gonna buy some booze and maybe quit his job when drunk enough and go on welfare.
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