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I'm never gonna have a child.

Riccardo Bosi

watches seasons 3-9 all the time, child.
Start eating egg whites, you’ll be in great shape in no time!

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Gonna put mustard on those, baby boy?



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Kelsey is no longer in the running for Torquie's love. Aged out of the game.

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That pussy has been through way too much, and she's been married like 3 times now. Fucking trainwreck. And the foosball shit would drive me insane.... I DON'T CARE.
 

Raymond

You will never see my penis
You sound like want that largely for validation. You probably should get over that need before you consider fatherhood. Maybe you just like the aesthetic of Christianity and fatherhood?
 
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You sound like want that largely for validation. You probably should get over that need before you consider fatherhood. Maybe you just like the aesthetic of Christianity and fatherhood?
I just want to decrease the chances of my kids being ugly.

I want my children to grow up beautiful, and not.....

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If my wife is too old she could shit out a weird looking autist like pat tomlinson.
 
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