I'm in the States, should I be worried that CBP alerted the Marshalls?

[guest]

I went over to our personal house (not one of the rentals to get some packages) should I be worried that I may be scooped up because Pat keeps telling me my time runs low? I got through so quick, I'm suspicious they were waiting for me. I think there are helicopters following me and I keep hearing Nilsson in my head. I ran to Meijer got the sausage and meat for the sauce, then went to Menards got some grass seed and I swear there was a black car and helicopter following. I think the gig is up, Dan may have doxxed me to Pat, now what? Do I turn state's evidence or keep my oath? I don't know all the fellas in Hudson County will disown me if I turn and I'll just end up dead in lockup. I'm not sure what to do, who amongst you guys can support my obese family's food bill in these times? If I help Pat I can be on the street trolling a few days. I never thought this day would come.

 

[Meownaw]

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Nigger.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'm surprised you weren't neutralized at the border. Maybe CPS will pay you a visit on account of your fat kid.

This is a Nice Podcast Stupid reference, Dan.

 

[Udders]

Pat is colossally stupid. Even if Dan gave him every correct piece of your dox he'd never believe it, not after Josiah and being shown as the 1.2 retard he is.

 

[Jenna]

Patrick's least favorite athlete just defeated Dan's favorite NBA team and won MVP!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

you will be neutralized, boomer child

 

[guest]

Boomia: "where are the texts i left, mrs Boomia"

Boomia's wife: "I deleted them Boomia"

Boomia: "WHY DID YOU DO DAT! THAT'S ALL THA TEXTS I GOT

Boomia wife: "They had a search warrant!"

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Boomia: "where are the texts i left, mrs Boomia"

Boomia's wife: "I deleted them Boomia"

Boomia: "WHY DID YOU DO DAT! THAT'S ALL THA TEXTS I GOT

Boomia wife: "They had a search warrant!"

Where's all the cheese I smuggled across da border?

Junior ate it all.

WE NEEDED THE MAZZA, KAREN!

They were gonna find it!

 

[SFWA liaison]

Better drive to Milwaukee and clear the air with Pat, have a heart-to-heart convo and bury the hatchet.

 

[guest]

Better drive to Milwaukee and clear the air with Pat, have a heart-to-heart convo and bury the hatchet.

In his head I will.

 

[Harry Powell]

They better not look in the fucking trunk and find that cheese brotherman

 

[💩💩💩💩]

 

[guest]

Patass genuinely thinks that there are teams of highly trained (and paid) law enforcement officials combing through our data with the same rigor as human smugglers/child pornographers

 

[guest]

[MEDIA=youtube]CfjNpgZ4C5Q[/MEDIA]

They better not look in the fucking trunk and find that cheese brotherman

That's the return trip, wine and cider too. I stay "rich" by using these trips to reduce the pasta, tomato, sausage, and cheese bill for our one ton family.

 

[Stent]

Did the border guards give you any shit again for being unvaccinated against hoof-and-mouth?

 

[guest]

Did the border guards give you any shit again for being unvaccinated against hoof-and-mouth?

Nope, not on the US side I'm a dual citizen they can't stop me in either, on the Canadian side they occasionally get a little lippy, but I can deal with them, My wife no longer has any status in the USA and she is supposed to be vaccinated to enter and each time she has crossed they still let her. They ask on the Canadian side how and we laugh and say because they aren't statist commies. I've had 3 Canadian officers not enter me on purpose into the system to avoid the quarantine on return, which we don't do, but call in as if we are.

 

[DanFielding]

Plans have been set in motion, atalker. Prison is in your immediate future. Wait for the knock.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

you're in new jersey? I'll hunt you down and citizens arrest you myself

 

[captain_kamala]

I like how you had to specify which house it was to remind us you have multiple