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I'm high as fuck on molly

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BoringFaggot

AKA HomeRunCumia
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Think about how you'd feel if someone just booted your door in right now. Like really try to imagine it. The loud as fuck sound pounding, how it shakes the whole house and then the loud cracking and they're in. It's Shane Nokes coming at you with a butter knife. You hear glass breaking. Paul Weimer hovers into the room, his jaw detaches and he begins to swallow you whole, headfirst like a snake. Everything is black. You can move freely but there's nothing in any direction. You can see your hands and the rest of your body but everything else is just blank and dark as far as you can see you can walk but every time you sit or lie down you're falling and you hear the screams of hell and you can see people being tortured. So you just keep walking for as long as you can.
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The guys smacking me in the face with their big cocks would just go beat them up really quick and come back.
 
Juschippinyababe

Juschippinyababe

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Turk February said:
One time I took some "pure" MDMA in highschool and I just kicked all my friends out of my house cuz I had to jerk off.
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Me and a buddy were selling pure mdma we got from the netherlands on the dark web a few years back at the roxy in hollywood. Best shit I ever tried until I did dmt. We had to stop though. We were selling the pink punishers and at the same time an article came out that the blue punishers from the same maker were killing folks at music festivals in europe. To be in my 20s again.... nah I was a huge faggot back then, even bigger faggot now
 
Turk February

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Juschippinyababe said:
Me and a buddy were selling pure mdma we got from the netherlands on the dark web a few years back at the roxy in hollywood. Best shit I ever tried until I did dmt. We had to stop though. We were selling the pink punishers and at the same time an article came out that the blue punishers from the same maker were killing folks at music festivals in europe. To be in my 20s again.... nah I was a huge faggot back then, even bigger faggot now
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I went to Amsterdam around maybe 2008. And everyone was trying to sell me this pink MDMA. They would pick fights over who could sell it to me in the street. It was bizarre
 
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