I'm high as fuck on molly

[Turk February]

Then imagine paul weimer rubbing your butthole with his pinky finger. Loosening you up until he manages to sneak all 4 fingers inside of you. He starts tickling your sack with his thumb….

This is also called sleep.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I just found out Morgan Spurlock died. It's not a good time.

You know what might turn that frown upaide-down? You ever seen Prey (2022)?

 

[Turk February]

Paul Weimer can only hurt you if you're kind of like Abe. Nothing to fear.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Think about how you'd feel if someone just booted your door in right now. Like really try to imagine it. The loud as fuck sound pounding, how it shakes the whole house and then the loud cracking and they're in. It's Shane Nokes coming at you with a butter knife. You hear glass breaking. Paul Weimer hovers into the room, his jaw detaches and he begins to swallow you whole, headfirst like a snake. Everything is black. You can move freely but there's nothing in any direction. You can see your hands and the rest of your body but everything else is just blank and dark as far as you can see you can walk but every time you sit or lie down you're falling and you hear the screams of hell and you can see people being tortured. So you just keep walking for as long as you can.

The guys smacking me in the face with their big cocks would just go beat them up really quick and come back.

 

[captain_kamala]

Who else wants to give me that hawk tuah?

 

[Turk February]

Who else wants to give me that hawk tuah?

I have been studying chinese but I don't know that term.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Paul Weimer can only hurt you if you're kind of like Abe. Nothing to fear.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You mean a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, right?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Who else wants to give me that hawk tuah?

Me licking your ass while another guy licks your pussy and you suck a big dick.

 

[Phish]

Me licking your ass while another guy licks your pussy and you suck a big dick.

Is 3 inches big?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Is 3 inches big?

That's up to her, she's the Queen of this party hehe

 

[Turk February]

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You mean a beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, right?

I didn't think you'd respond so I have no follow up. I deserve a car crash.

 

[Phish]

That's up to her, she's the Queen of this party hehe

I think shell make an exception for me. I hope

 

[Turk February]

Is 3 inches big?

Some girls like it that long. Wait. Fuck. I messed up again.

 

[captain_kamala]

I think shell make an exception for me. I hope

Hey if it's not going down my throat it's all good

 

[Juschippinyababe]

One time I took some "pure" MDMA in highschool and I just kicked all my friends out of my house cuz I had to jerk off.

Me and a buddy were selling pure mdma we got from the netherlands on the dark web a few years back at the roxy in hollywood. Best shit I ever tried until I did dmt. We had to stop though. We were selling the pink punishers and at the same time an article came out that the blue punishers from the same maker were killing folks at music festivals in europe. To be in my 20s again.... nah I was a huge faggot back then, even bigger faggot now

 

[Turk February]

Me and a buddy were selling pure mdma we got from the netherlands on the dark web a few years back at the roxy in hollywood. Best shit I ever tried until I did dmt. We had to stop though. We were selling the pink punishers and at the same time an article came out that the blue punishers from the same maker were killing folks at music festivals in europe. To be in my 20s again.... nah I was a huge faggot back then, even bigger faggot now

I went to Amsterdam around maybe 2008. And everyone was trying to sell me this pink MDMA. They would pick fights over who could sell it to me in the street. It was bizarre

 

[BoringFaggot]

I went to Amsterdam around maybe 2008. And everyone was trying to sell me this pink MDMA. They would pick fights over who could sell it to me in the street. It was bizarre

These crystals i'm on are like milky white, and it's really good stuff holy shit. I just took the other half.

 

[Turk February]

These crystals i'm on are like milky white, and it's really good stuff holy shit. I just took the other half.

One thing we liked to do as kids is wrap it in a single ply of toilet paper and eat that cuz it would absorb faster. No idea if it worked. But we ate toilet paper

 

[BoringFaggot]

One thing we liked to do as kids is wrap it in a single ply of toilet paper and eat that cuz it would absorb faster. No idea if it worked. But we ate toilet pape

My friend told me to let it dissolve under my tongue and it seems to work really good

 

[Turk February]

My friend told me to let it dissolve under my tongue and it seems to work really good

Very skeptical of this. The tp stopped the taste.