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I'm high as fuck on molly

Phish

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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HomeRunCumia said:
OMG YOU ACTUALLY RESPONDED!!!!


Lay back and let me spread those soft sexy brown legs apart baby as i look you right in your pretty eyes and lick you up and down, bury my tongue deep inside you.
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I too want to lay @captain_kamala down and lick her from her bellybutton to her asshole and back again until she screams like a banshee. And im not even on molly.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Return to me, Stenton.
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Think about how you'd feel if someone just booted your door in right now. Like really try to imagine it. The loud as fuck sound pounding, how it shakes the whole house and then the loud cracking and they're in. It's Shane Nokes coming at you with a butter knife. You hear glass breaking. Paul Weimer hovers into the room, his jaw detaches and he begins to swallow you whole, headfirst like a snake. Everything is black. You can move freely but there's nothing in any direction. You can see your hands and the rest of your body but everything else is just blank and dark as far as you can see you can walk but every time you sit or lie down you're falling and you hear the screams of hell and you can see people being tortured. So you just keep walking for as long as you can.
 
Turk February

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Think about how you'd feel if someone just booted your door in right now. Like really try to imagine it. The loud as fuck sound pounding, how it shakes the whole house and then the loud cracking and they're in. It's Shane Nokes coming at you with a butter knife. You hear glass breaking. Paul Weimer hovers into the room, his jaw detaches and he begins to swallow you whole, headfirst like a snake. Everything is black. You can move freely but there's nothing in any direction. You can see your hands and the rest of your body but everything else is just blank and dark as far as you can see you can walk but every time you sit or lie down you're falling and you hear the screams of hell and you can see people being tortured. So you just keep walking for as long as you can.
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This is called sleep, Abe. We all do it.
 
Phish

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Think about how you'd feel if someone just booted your door in right now. Like really try to imagine it. The loud as fuck sound pounding, how it shakes the whole house and then the loud cracking and they're in. It's Shane Nokes coming at you with a butter knife. You hear glass breaking. Paul Weimer hovers into the room, his jaw detaches and he begins to swallow you whole, headfirst like a snake. Everything is black. You can move freely but there's nothing in any direction. You can see your hands and the rest of your body but everything else is just blank and dark as far as you can see you can walk but every time you sit or lie down you're falling and you hear the screams of hell and you can see people being tortured. So you just keep walking for as long as you can.
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Then imagine paul weimer rubbing your butthole with his pinky finger. Loosening you up until he manages to sneak all 4 fingers inside of you. He starts tickling your sack with his thumb….
 
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