I'm going to get a purse

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get a second back pack, you only need one shoulder to carry a backpack - 2 shoulders, 2 back packs, think about it,

I'd go one on the back, one on the front.

 

[Turk February]

I'd go one on the back, one on the front.

That's actually not a horrible idea.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's actually not a horrible idea.View attachment 167734

Yeah, it looks badass. Like you're prepared for the coming struggle.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah, it looks badass. Like you're prepared for the coming struggle.

He looks confident and mighty - like a majestic turtle

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Get a tool belt and if anyone asks about it tell them to mind their fucking business.

Carrying around a bunch of tools for no reason would be a good bit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Get a second back pack, you only need one shoulder to carry a backpack - 2 shoulders, 2 back packs, think about it,

Wear one on his front and back.
Edit: fawkin Abe beat me to it.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Just get a suitcase with wheels

 

[Stent]

Buy a nigger to carry your things for you.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

ITS EUROPEAN!

he puts the peen in europeen

 

[PorqueDealer]

Just get a suitcase with wheels

 

[guest]

I have way too much shit to carry in my pockets and they're all necessary: various pens, rosary beads, Nasal inhalers, vapes, backup vapes, stacks of index cards with binder clips, small pill containers, etc. Its all too much. So fuck it I'm getting a man purse.

Another great thread, blaze.

 

[guest]

Bandolier isn't a bad idea

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN has a nice briefcase, it's breathable but big enough to carry the big ole laptop. A nice briefcase makes you look like a busy man about town. Even in casual wear, "Hey, maybe he's a fancy mobster." It just LOOKS right to see a grown man carrying that simple suitcase shaped object. The DMAN walks down the road, The rain's coming down. He's got the hat on. He's got the briefcase. Feeling like he's about to go tell some bitch he doesn't give a damn about her.

Whereas a backpack makes you look like a student. Is that the image you want to portray to the world? This is how you paint yourself to others? That you "don't know".... That you NEED to be taught. They are not a fully formed adult." Although The DMAN would be all in with the golden Abe double backpack look... Good luck getting shot in the back or in the chest wearing that dual layer security. Sensible, stylish, and what more do you need?

 

[Dog Eater]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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Is that the bag from the bit where they go to Starbuck’s to ask if it looks like a women’s bag? That’s way worse than I had imagined.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I have way too much shit to carry in my pockets and they're all necessary: various pens, rosary beads, Nasal inhalers, vapes, backup vapes, stacks of index cards with binder clips, small pill containers, etc. Its all too much. So fuck it I'm getting a man purse.

Congratulations on your transition

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Yes they are

 

[Chapel]

Don’t forget to put your balls in there too

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I have way too much shit to carry in my pockets and they're all necessary: various pens, rosary beads, Nasal inhalers, vapes, backup vapes, stacks of index cards with binder clips, small pill containers, etc. Its all too much. So fuck it I'm getting a man purse.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Many of these threads remind me of Ron&Fez