I'm going to get a purse

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I have way too much shit to carry in my pockets and they're all necessary: various pens, rosary beads, Nasal inhalers, vapes, backup vapes, stacks of index cards with binder clips, small pill containers, etc. Its all too much. So fuck it I'm getting a man purse.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Make sure it matches your nails, else the ladies at the hair salon will give you such a hassle.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Make sure it matches your nails, else the ladies at the hair salon will give you such a hassle.

I've consulted with the ladyfriend who let's me lay down on top of her. She said she would pick one out for me.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

I've consulted with the ladyfriend who let's me lay down on top of her. She said she would pick one out for me.

Girls night out!
*Que montage with highly over the top homosexual dance music blairing*

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Girls night out!
*Que montage with highly over the top homosexual dance music blairing*

Think I'll probably just order it on Amazon. I get 5% with my Amazon card

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Think I'll probably just order it on Amazon. I get 5% with my Amazon card

Hmm, you’re right. These montages need to get with the times.

 

[LiberalPussy]

ITS EUROPEAN!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get a tool belt and if anyone asks about it tell them to mind their fucking business.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Once you rather be misidentified as a gay person than reel in your bad drug habits, that is worth considering professional help.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Get a tool belt and if anyone asks about it tell them to mind their fucking business.

Get a bob Kelly bandolier

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get one of those motorized coolers that old guys zip around on at car shows.

 

[DMbA]

Get a fanny pack instead

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Get a fanny pack instead

I'm thinking about this

 

[DMbA]

I'm thinking about this

They ain't as gay as they used to be now

 

[Turk February]

have you considered a backpack?

 

[StlakerFatti]

They ain't as gay as they used to be now

You can't fit a bong in that.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

have you considered a backpack?

I have one but it's not enough.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

They ain't as gay as they used to be now

This is perfect thanks brotherman!

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Once you rather be misidentified as a gay person than reel in your bad drug habits, that is worth considering professional help.

No.

 

[Turk February]

I have one but it's not enough.

Get a second back pack, you only need one shoulder to carry a backpack - 2 shoulders, 2 back packs, think about it,