"I'm a legitimate comedian"

[Heyfellas]

I won wittiest student in 5th grade and even I had trouble understanding what this allegedly medically obese child abandoner was trying to get at here

 

[Will Tate]

Take my wife, please, child.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

That's how you know it's a Fatty Original

Don't plug DeRosa's restaurant here.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pringles All the Way was the worst movie ever, child. I take out my cigar, I look to the camera, stlaker, and say:
"Wait for the schlock."

 

[Guyincognito]

Pringles All the Way was the worst movie ever, child. I take out my cigar, I look to the camera, atalker, and say:
"Wait for the schlock."

I keep hoping the mods will add a “oh good lord” emoji

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Here's another knee-slapper. Not really worth making a new thread for, I feel that we need a sticky where we can post all of the pigs worst jokes.

 

[AntSucks]

It's a sterile multipurpose solution.

 

[Caverlock]

Just linking the thread title audio: