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Niki tried squirting on De'Shawn's foot long pole. Again, a success story from start to finish.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"I'm a legitimate comedian"
- Thread starter Raymond
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I fucking love how easy this dipshit is to read. He's been oinking about wealth a lot lately, so ya know someone close to him called him on his bullshit. I hope it was Mrs. Robinson. How emasculating having your mother-in-law dress you down.
Pat --
Just go get a job, buddy. Fucking businesses all over are begging for employees. You might actually stand a chance at landing a job!
Pat --
Just go get a job, buddy. Fucking businesses all over are begging for employees. You might actually stand a chance at landing a job!
It’s obvious there’s some trouble at the old half house, piggy getting all kinds of bombed on weeknights and tweeting that he should be getting paid for his thoughts and because he’s never wrong and has predicted everything ever according to him. I think before Covid her family was starting to get on him for not working since his book sales aren’t near enough to consider it your full time job. Pat was able to to milk Covid and is still oinking about it even though he’s vaccinated and says it’s the non-vaxxed that are causing trouble which I’m sure is his current excuse to not get a job. His family doesn’t care and her family is tired of funding this bum and this lol suit is also causing trouble since it’s a massive waste of money. Pig believes he’s too smart and creative to work a “normal” job and Niki’s mom isn’t having it.
What would Pat know about being poor? He makes 6 figures.
6 shitty plastic, poorly painted figures that is.
hahahaaa holeeeeeee shit
-Big Dam Dog
6 shitty plastic, poorly painted figures that is.
hahahaaa holeeeeeee shit-Big Dam Dog
He did a handful of open mics while being shit faced drunk. He's not a comedian.
Don’t forget a Milwaukee’s funniest contest and he didn’t even make it the second round but believes he’s on the same level with comics that play arenas.
Wtf is wealth inequity?
It's what lazy poor fucks call being being lazy poor fucks.
Ugh. Way to shoe horn in your cause de jure with an awful awful joke. Wanna know how bad that joke is? It can be used with literally anything that you think is a problem. “i tried squirting this on coloreds, but they’re still in my neighborhood and strangely congregate ass first near my wife’s crotch”
He just shat out this gem. What an unfunny cunt.
That on the other hand is absolutely a stolen joke. In fact I'm pretty sure it's in "Some Like it Hot" from 1959
This joke was in the margins of the Ten Commandments, you fucking worthless hog.
Booooooooooo
Take my wife, please, child.
This is one of those "jokes" you end up deleting out of embarrassment before posting