I didn't actually mistake salmon for tuna. It was all part of my heel turn and you hayseed rubes and inner city sweathogs fuckin bought it.
Why don't you all SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHUT UP!!!!!!!!
Why don't you all SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHUT UP!!!!!!!!
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
I'm a heel again
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I love you Abe, you are my hero since childhood, please don't do this!
Why don't you SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHUT UP????
Ah, that hurt. I suck at this. I love you too, sport.
You need to look into your sole to find the person to need to be, Abe. Only then can you put your best foor forward. You wouldn't like it if the shoe was on the other foot!
Don't ever scare me like that again, Abe.
Yeah, I need to put my best foor forward, DUMBASS! Why don't you just SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHUT UP???
I'm so sorry.
Nice foor, stupid.
THAT'S THE LINE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER! YOU'RE A DUTCH CRIPPLE WITH A STUPID ACCENT AND A TINY, CIRCULAR SINK! YOU USE JIMMY VALMER CRUTCHES! YOUR CATS ARE FAGGOTS! I HATE YOU! WHY DON'T YOU SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHUT UP???
I SAID IT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE SAID YOU FUCK!
I was clearly referring to one of the greatest musical ensembles of our generation, Foor. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
Sole?
I don't get the esoteric slang in this post, are you telling me while you were eating mom's salmon bone sandwich you were wearing her high heels?
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I thought we were a babyface tag-team, Abe? How could you betray me like this? The Amazing Klootzakken? Sniff.
Abe brother, you had a chance to get ahead of this thing and put it to bed. I suggest you just walk it back AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING BONES WITH YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Take care.
Take care.
I'VE MADE A FUCKING FOOL OF MYSELF AGAIN! I FUCKING HATE MYSELF!
I wish I was into feet. I'm sure this is like the holy grail of it.Sole?