If you were lit on fire in a subway car, would you notice in time to stop yourself from dying?

[LockedHDD__Pot]

my first beheading video

is that sold by the Saudi division of Mattel?

 

[Gutter Goon]

Maybe she just wanted to die.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Maybe she just wanted to die.

Yeah? Did she?

 

[Gutter Goon]

Yeah? Did she?

Yeah. She did.

 

[DMbA]

Do they not have fire extinguisher?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

It really is enraaaaaging how passive most people are. I wouldn't consider myself brave but on the few occasions that I was present in an emergency situation I went to do what I could without really thinking about it. How could you sleep at night knowing you watched a lady burn to death? Fawwwwk

 

[PickleRickle]

It really is enraaaaaging how passive most people are. I wouldn't consider myself brave but on the few occasions that I was present in an emergency situation I went to do what I could without really thinking about it. How could you sleep at night knowing you watched a lady burn to death? Fawwwwk

I picked up a cellphone once, looked through the contacts and called the kids grandmother. I saved his life, man. I fawkin pushed the gift of air back into the dead mans lungs. I am a hero.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It really is enraaaaaging how passive most people are. I wouldn't consider myself brave but on the few occasions that I was present in an emergency situation I went to do what I could without really thinking about it. How could you sleep at night knowing you watched a lady burn to death? Fawwwwk

That's it. If I saw that happen and didn't at least try to help I'd probably end up killing myself

 

[DMbA]

It really is enraaaaaging how passive most people are. I wouldn't consider myself brave but on the few occasions that I was present in an emergency situation I went to do what I could without really thinking about it. How could you sleep at night knowing you watched a lady burn to death? Fawwwwk

All those low IQ monkeys were just there AYOing. Even the cop was like ha ha holeee shit walking around

 

[Turk February]

I've said it a few times but she's probably in shock because that is how being on fire works. I'm a fireologist.

I think we might be firebugs. I can't begin to list the shit of stuff I've set on fire. From coke bottle caps to people. As I mentioned earlier I started building flamethrowers at 13. I don't really understand the impulse to light everything on fire. Mike Judge makes fun of it with Beavis.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

That's it. If I saw that happen and didn't at least try to help I'd probably end up killing myself

"Oh I didn't know what I should do." is probably their cope.

Fucking ANYTHING you limp-dicked faggot.

 

[Turk February]

It really is enraaaaaging how passive most people are. I wouldn't consider myself brave but on the few occasions that I was present in an emergency situation I went to do what I could without really thinking about it. How could you sleep at night knowing you watched a lady burn to death? Fawwwwk

I once saw a black lady go into a diabetic coma on the bus, I immediately went over and held her hand until help could come. But most people on the bus pretended nothing was happening.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Oh yeah I missed out on the "setting ourselves and our friends on fire" stories. We did that shit, too. I ruined a pair of shoes because I doused them in zippo fluid and they didn't want to go out. We'd also drip wax onto pinecones, light those fuckers up and throw them at each other in the woods at night. The sparks flying when they hit something was PFG.

 

[Turk February]

Oh yeah I missed out on the "setting ourselves and our friends on fire" stories. We did that shit, too. I ruined a pair of shoes because I doused them in zippo fluid and they didn't want to go out. We'd also drip wax onto pinecones, light those fuckers up and throw them at each other in the woods at night. The sparks flying when they hit something was PFG.

In elementary school me and an Indian friend read the anarchist cook book and tried to make napalm and I tried to stomp it out not fully understanding that the point of napalm is it can't be put out. Fucked up a shoe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I once saw a black lady go into a diabetic coma on the bus, I immediately went over and held her hand until help could come. But most people on the bus pretended nothing was happening.

And now you have a zombie hand. What have you learned?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In elementary school me and an Indian friend read the anarchist cook book and tried to make napalm and I tried to stomp it out not fully understanding that the point of napalm is it can't be put out. Fucked up a shoe.

My one weird genius friend made napalm one time. He dumped it on this big dirt hill. I wasn't there when he did it but I donated a lot of styrofoam

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

In elementary school me and an Indian friend the anarchist cook book and tried to make napalm and I tried to stomp it out not fully understanding that the point of napalm is it can't be put out. Fucked up a shoe.

One time we went into the field behind the townhouse complex (the one I told a story about on the unofficial episode) and caught some garter snakes then my psychopath friends nailed them to a board through their necks. Then we got the bright idea to put them out of their misery by lighting the board on fire. In the middle of a dry summer in tall grass. Doug (the firecracker guy) came hauling ass outside, turned his hose on and doused everything while screaming that we were going to burn the whole town down.

Fair enough.

 

[Turk February]

One time we went into the field behind the townhouse complex (the one I told a story about on the unofficial episode) and caught some garter snakes then my psychopath friends nailed them to a board through their necks. Then we got the bright idea to put them out of their misery by lighting the board on fire. In the middle of a dry summer in tall grass. Doug (the firecracker guy) came hauling ass outside, turned his hose on and doused everything while screaming that we were going to burn the whole town down.

Fair enough.

Just boys being boys in Ontario.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One time we went into the field behind the townhouse complex (the one I told a story about on the unofficial episode) and caught some garter snakes then my psychopath friends nailed them to a board through their necks. Then we got the bright idea to put them out of their misery by lighting the board on fire. In the middle of a dry summer in tall grass. Doug (the firecracker guy) came hauling ass outside, turned his hose on and doused everything while screaming that we were going to burn the whole town down.

Fair enough.

Snakes take a wild amount of shit. I caught a sunfish one time and then caught a watersnake with the fish and pulled it up. My friends were like "oh cool" and then, like fucking apes, they all just grabbed sticks and started beating the fuck out of it and dropping rocks on it and shit. If I knew that was gonna happen I never would've pulled it out of the water. It's head was like split in four when they gave up and let the thing go back into the water. I was pretty pissed about that whole scene.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Snakes take a wild amount of shit. I caught a sunfish one time and then caught a watersnake with the fish and pulled it up. My friends were like "oh cool" and then, like fucking apes, they all just grabbed sticks and started beating the fuck out of it and dropping rocks on it and shit. If I knew that was gonna happen I never would've pulled it out of the water. It's head was like split in four when they gave up and let the thing go back into the water. I was pretty pissed about that whole scene.

Yeah I wasn't happy about the cruelty. I know I know it's me talking but the deer was probably fine and so was the raccoon. If it had been up to me we would have just decapitated them. I could have gone through the fence and grabbed a shovel from our garden shed.