If you were lit on fire in a subway car, would you notice in time to stop yourself from dying?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I still don't get it how I could set 2 people on fire regularly and have been set on fire and nothing this horrific ever happened.

My friends and I used to do the same kind of stuff you mentioned. The worst that ever happened was I lit my buddy's sweater on fire in his basement and jersey'd him with his hood and kept spraying the flame with Axe until the smoke alarm went off. I think that was the only time any of our clothes even got fucked up. Like I'll light my jeans on fire right now, put them out and they'll be fine.

 

[RigatoniPepperoni]

Someone's on fire? I gotta get this on social media!

 

[Turk February]

My friends and I used to do the same kind of stuff you mentioned. The worst that ever happened was I lit my buddy's sweater on fire in his basement and jersey'd him with his hood and kept spraying the flame with Axe until the smoke alarm went off. I think that was the only time any of our clothes even got fucked up. Like I'll light my jeans on fire right now, put them out and they'll be fine.

The first time I ever felt the fear of death was me and a friend Sarah built a flamethrower when I was 13. I forget the accelerant we used but it was a little too effective and caught on fire. We both knew it would explode. I ran. She kicked into the snow.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The first time I ever felt the fear of death was me and a friend Sarah built a flamethrower when I was 13. I forget the accelerant we used but it was a little too effective and caught on fire. We both knew it would explode. I ran. She kicked into the snow.

The first time I ever felt the fear of death was when a creepy carnie who looked like the parking garage guy who joyrides the Ferrari in Ferris Bueller's Day Off got like an inch from my face and told me he was gonna break my fucking legs on the gravitron. Looking back, the guy was probably only jokin'.

 

[Turk February]

She was brown btw.

 

[Turk February]

The first time I ever felt the fear of death was when a creepy carnie who looked like the parking garage guy who joyrides the Ferrari in Ferris Bueller's Day Off got like an inch from my face and told me he was gonna break my fucking legs on the gravitron. Looking back, the guy was probably only jokin'.

I'm always horrified that the kids I taught will one day tell a therapist "he said he was going to lock the door and burn this whole place down and we will all die together"

 

[Turk February]

"he would pull my winter jacket over my eyes and beat me on the ribs. He called it a game called 'guantanamo' I didn't even know that was a thing"

 

[Chive Turkey]

anyone with a leather or carhartt jacket could've just gone up and bear hugged the chick out and barely got burnt themselves, if at all.

It's NYC, everyone's dressed like a faggot.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I would beg to be pissed on to put out the flames. If other men don't want to cover me in piss then I don't want to live anymore.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm always horrified that the kids I taught will one day tell a therapist "he said he was going to lock the door and burn this whole place down and we will all die together"

"he would pull my winter jacket over my eyes and beat me on the ribs. He called it a game called 'guantanamo' I didn't even know that was a thing"

They weren't scared enough to not call you a small patch of grass. Which I still don't understand but is effectively insulting and emasculating.









But yes, you should be in prison lol.

 

[Turk February]

I would beg to be pissed on to put out the flames. If other men don't want to cover me in piss then I don't want to live anymore.

I piss on myself by accident sometimes. I've got piss to spare for you, sir. Life is worth living.

 

[Turk February]

They weren't scared enough to not call you a small patch of grass. Which I still don't understand but is effectively insulting and emasculating.









But yes, you should be in prison lol.

One time I was getting dinner and I just heard a loud thud and it was just a little kid who I thought didn't like me running into a glass wall trying to surprise me with a hug. It was a happy time.

 

[Turk February]

At the end of the year I promised the kids I wouldn't stop throwing them until everyone touches the ceiling. It may be the most exhausting thing I've ever done.

 

[LingerLonger]

Towards the end the guy comes up and fans the flames with his jacket like a complete dumbass.

The guy fanning the flames is the spic who set her on fire. While the cops just stand there like retards doing nothing.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

If I'd been in that subway car it wouldn't have gone down like that. A chance to spear tackle a woman to "help save her life"?

 

[Turk February]

If I'd been in that subway car it wouldn't have gone down like that. A chance to spear tackle a woman to "help save her life"?

I am so puzzled why she just stands while burning. That's not how bring on fire works.

 

[PickleRickle]

No joke. That's the most horrific thing I've seen since my first beheading video.

Holy shit, it really is fuckin' awful. Reminds me of those videos of africans being lit on fire and thrown into a big pit that used to float around on facebook a lot. They just stand there while engulfed in flames, slowly waiting to finally die. Its horrifying to watch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I am so puzzled why she just stands while burning. That's not how bring on fire works.

I've said it a few times but she's probably in shock because that is how being on fire works. I'm a fireologist.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I am so puzzled why she just stands while burning. That's not how bring on fire works.

She probably assumed somebody would come help her. She forgot she was in New Yawk where nobody gives a shit.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Stop, drop, and roll.

ANYONE CAN DO IT.

NO stop drop & a roll this morning.

However still plenty of calorific energy