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If you watch this movie, I wish death upon you

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#Africa2025
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I'm going to watch it just so I can hate Bert Kreischer that much more.
hell yeah, mate! I'm planning on buying every single ticket for every single screen in my local cinema just to make sure every theatre seat is empty! might even pre-order all the tickets for cinemas not even in my area just to dunk on him more. I also have all 2.5 of his comedy specials ordered across every available online marketplace just so I can have the satisfaction of burning them once they arrive. that will show him!
 
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hell yeah, mate! I'm planning on buying every single ticket for every single screen in my local cinema just to make sure every theatre seat is empty! might even pre-order all the tickets for cinemas not even in my area just to dunk on him more. I also have all 2.5 of his comedy specials ordered across every available online marketplace just so I can have the satisfaction of burning them once they arrive. that will show him!
Who pays for movies in 2023? Piracy is where it's at.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I’m still shocked they’re putting this out the same week as Sebastian’s “About My Father” since studios usually avoid putting out two similar movies the same week. They must know one or both will tank so fuck it. When was the last time a comedy movie was a box office hit? Seth Rogen’s neighbors? These kind of movies are made for Netflix / Amazon Prime / etc.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Just looked it up on RT - About My Father at 30% - says it’s been done and the jokes should have stayed in Sebastian’s stand up. No score for the machine so they might not even be screening for critics in hopes to get a “hit and run” weekend (people go because it’s a holiday weekend and don’t see bad reviews before going, movie is bad but they made some money)
 

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I’m still shocked they’re putting this out the same week as Sebastian’s “About My Father” since studios usually avoid putting out two similar movies the same week. They must know one or both will tank so fuck it. When was the last time a comedy movie was a box office hit? Seth Rogen’s neighbors? These kind of movies are made for Netflix / Amazon Prime / etc.
cocaine bear was that annoying water cooler movie for a solid month, even if it is mostly forgotten now.
 

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It looks like she don't have an ass crack lmao
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I hope that it bombs so that Kreischer has to realize that he's not nearly as beloved or even as well known as he thinks that he is.

I also hope that critics savage it so that he gets all pissy like Norton did when critics gave bad reviews to Lucky Louie.
 
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