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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
If you watch this movie, I wish death upon you
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He’s a fat guy….and he’s not wearing a shirt????
You don’t think it’ll be a barrel of laughs?
So it's like a cut-rate Danny McBride-style ripoff, based around Bert's queer story. Gotcha. Maybe if I find it on some pirate streaming site or something, but meh.
im so gonna watch it
i and im a wizard so you wishing death on me reverses back to you
so i win
i and im a wizard so you wishing death on me reverses back to you
so i win
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Proud that I knew what the movie was before opening the thread. Hope it bombs terribly
He's WHAT?!
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I'm going to watch it just so I can hate Bert Kreischer that much more.
hell yeah, mate! I'm planning on buying every single ticket for every single screen in my local cinema just to make sure every theatre seat is empty! might even pre-order all the tickets for cinemas not even in my area just to dunk on him more. I also have all 2.5 of his comedy specials ordered across every available online marketplace just so I can have the satisfaction of burning them once they arrive. that will show him!
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Who pays for movies in 2023? Piracy is where it's at.
Can't wait for this to be panned by critics ...I hope that belly of his is covered with thick skin.
I’m still shocked they’re putting this out the same week as Sebastian’s “About My Father” since studios usually avoid putting out two similar movies the same week. They must know one or both will tank so fuck it. When was the last time a comedy movie was a box office hit? Seth Rogen’s neighbors? These kind of movies are made for Netflix / Amazon Prime / etc.
Just looked it up on RT - About My Father at 30% - says it’s been done and the jokes should have stayed in Sebastian’s stand up. No score for the machine so they might not even be screening for critics in hopes to get a “hit and run” weekend (people go because it’s a holiday weekend and don’t see bad reviews before going, movie is bad but they made some money)
cocaine bear was that annoying water cooler movie for a solid month, even if it is mostly forgotten now.
Yeah I just was talking with a couple people at work about it - nobody I talked to liked it and felt it was boring.
I hope that it bombs so that Kreischer has to realize that he's not nearly as beloved or even as well known as he thinks that he is.
I also hope that critics savage it so that he gets all pissy like Norton did when critics gave bad reviews to Lucky Louie.
I also hope that critics savage it so that he gets all pissy like Norton did when critics gave bad reviews to Lucky Louie.
I can't believe that he called the fucking critic to challenge him on his review.you mean the king of queens with swearing?
