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How come we never called Resto BJ? It's his initials.
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If you want a BJ from Betsy Resto - it is $250
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You make a fair statement, lad, but it only holds water if I'm really pretending...
I do appreciate the compliment about the Larry King posts. The guy was known worldwide more than I think most Americans are aware, and he fascinated me. I watched his shows online for years, he never fucking challenged ANYONE! Plus he was a great guest on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, which is where I get most of my imitation of him from.
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can you please change your bit to larry king?So what Wine is it in Wine Law?
I have to be careful with my sugars, carbs in general, as a diabetic. I keep my insulin - you know, it's on me at all times! I'm prepared! And I like a good Cabernet, I remember those care free days, having a glass of Merlot with Liza Minnelli, Barry Manilow, Robert Blake! Now Robert, he could take down three pastrami sandwiches in one sitting! With extra meat! No class though, the juices would be all over his shirt. Dick Cavett ran to the bathroom to throw up, I didn't see him again for ten years! I asked him "Did you get lost in there?" when I finally saw him again.
Now this Betsy, I uh, look, let's just kvetch a bit here, I have luck with the ladies, but I don't have luck with the ladies, capisce? My alimony payments could fill a rolodex, but this gal, she's rounder than a matzah ball! And the nerve to ask $250 for oral sex! Yvonne DeCarlo only charged $50 and included a Lily Munster autograph!
Missy in Carolina who goes to Mass and lives with a faggot, you're on the air!
@Rodeo Clown can you confirm
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He G'd it. Ate her pizza. Didn't pay for shit.
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So you lads really want me to go from being myself, to being Larry King?
Feel like I'd be stepping on @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda. Not sure I feel right about that.
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$250?! Gonna have to be a 'No' from me. $250 is a ton of money for anybody other than independently wealthy people. You don’t just have that lying around usually. Not without dipping into your 401Ks or other retirement savings, if you’re lucky enough to have that.
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Now that @The Real Ray Wilson is here you can quit this charade
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He's not the real one.
You can still doubt I'm the real one, I prefer that to an extent. But bloody hell, it sure feels like the pendulum has swung since he appeared.
Maybe I should put it to a vote....
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We've established that you're an impersonator. I don't like folk who go around putting words in my mouth.
brb gonna bang Gosia
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Ok I’ll admit it - I’m actually Gary Cherone - the 3rd lead singer of Van Halen
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Gary Cherone wouldn't admit he's Gary Cherone.
So by that logic and being here, I believe you ARE Gary Cherone.
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But I actually am Ray Wilson. Unprepared is a larper.
I just finished having hot sex with Gosia (my wife)
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Sorry Ray I shouldn't have asked you to change.
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No need for apologies. You're a good lad.
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His real bit is that he's been King this entire time.
45 minute sex session, pretty nice brotherman!