If you want a BJ from Betsy Resto - it is $250

[Imager]

You don't pay a hooker for sex. You pay her to leave afterwards.

I'd pay Betso if she promised not to show up to begin with.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Suckindiq

 

[UnPRePared]

So what Wine is it in Wine Law?

I have to be careful with my sugars, carbs in general, as a diabetic. I keep my insulin - you know, it's on me at all times! I'm prepared! And I like a good Cabernet, I remember those care free days, having a glass of Merlot with Liza Minnelli, Barry Manilow, Robert Blake! Now Robert, he could take down three pastrami sandwiches in one sitting! With extra meat! No class though, the juices would be all over his shirt. Dick Cavett ran to the bathroom to throw up, I didn't see him again for ten years! I asked him "Did you get lost in there?" when I finally saw him again.

Now this Betsy, I uh, look, let's just kvetch a bit here, I have luck with the ladies, but I don't have luck with the ladies, capisce? My alimony payments could fill a rolodex, but this gal, she's rounder than a matzah ball! And the nerve to ask $250 for oral sex! Yvonne DeCarlo only charged $50 and included a Lily Munster autograph!

Missy in Carolina who goes to Mass and lives with a faggot, you're on the air!

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Not surprised she would demand so much while being a gross fat pig in her 30s. I can’t wait for the “Betsy arrested for Prostitution and her brother has to represent her in court” saga.

I looked up her “furniture” store FB page and it hasn’t posted anything in over a year and doesn’t even have any hours listed.

She looks like a fuckin sofa! Oh!

 

[BUBBLER]

Good example of this was an episode of U.K. Kitchen Nightmares with this one bitch running a "vegan cafe" or some shit. Daddy fronted the money to play businesslady and of course it immediately went to shit again after Ramsay left. She decided to be a whore afterwards.

Now which episode was this exactly

 

[iBangedQuasi]

How much for a picture of her unwashed asshole? Asking for a friend

 

[Jizz]

Betsy is such a hot babe, do you have any new pics?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

For 250 it better be a BBBJ

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

So what Wine is it in Wine Law?

I have to be careful with my sugars, carbs in general, as a diabetic. I keep my insulin - you know, it's on me at all times! I'm prepared! And I like a good Cabernet, I remember those care free days, having a glass of Merlot with Liza Minnelli, Barry Manilow, Robert Blake! Now Robert, he could take down three pastrami sandwiches in one sitting! With extra meat! No class though, the juices would be all over his shirt. Dick Cavett ran to the bathroom to throw up, I didn't see him again for ten years! I asked him "Did you get lost in there?" when I finally saw him again.

Now this Betsy, I uh, look, let's just kvetch a bit here, I have luck with the ladies, but I don't have luck with the ladies, capisce? My alimony payments could fill a rolodex, but this gal, she's rounder than a matzah ball! And the nerve to ask $250 for oral sex! Yvonne DeCarlo only charged $50 and included a Lily Munster autograph!

Missy in Carolina who goes to Mass and lives with a faggot, you're on the air!

You make maybe the best Larry King posts in the biz, yet you pretend to be the least memorable guy from Genesis, a band with a roster that no one knows anything about other than Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel once being in it. I don't get it

 

[Ladynyahh]

I bet it's not half bad to be perfectly honest witcha

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I bet it's not half bad to be perfectly honest witcha

She can't be bothered to do anything right. You would have multiple regrets the next day.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Did you link her to this thread? Maybe she'll get some customers.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Never tell your daughter shes a princess or you get this shit.

Don't call your son a princess either or he'll end up like Sue.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Betsy is such a hot babe, do you have any new pics?

It has to be said, she has quite a pretty face

 

[Opesterino]

I bet it's not half bad to be perfectly honest witcha

for $250 I'd want something better than half bad.

 

[porquedealer]

Heidi Hildeman, Sister of Eric J Hildeman (author of "The Scotty"), only charges $100 an hour for everything except Anal.
After 7 years of wine law I conclude that that is far better value.

 

[BUBBLER]

It has to be said, she has quite a pretty face

150 lbs ago...

 

[guest]

@BlkPanda
Do you happen to have $250 laying around?
Not sure if you are independently wealthy…
If so, The world is yours….
…. Hahaha she’s a hassa, like frank !!
Hooooleee shit jimmy! Manolo’s uncut hog…yum!

 

[TorpidSloth]

I remember the good old days when all you needed to do to get a fat chick to suck you off was smoke a joint with her and take her to Pizza Hut all you can eat buffet

 

[cliveowen]

At least someone is trying to monetize pats fame. I'd pay her for some artful nudes.