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If you want a BJ from Betsy Resto - it is $250
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So what Wine is it in Wine Law?
I have to be careful with my sugars, carbs in general, as a diabetic. I keep my insulin - you know, it's on me at all times! I'm prepared! And I like a good Cabernet, I remember those care free days, having a glass of Merlot with Liza Minnelli, Barry Manilow, Robert Blake! Now Robert, he could take down three pastrami sandwiches in one sitting! With extra meat! No class though, the juices would be all over his shirt. Dick Cavett ran to the bathroom to throw up, I didn't see him again for ten years! I asked him "Did you get lost in there?" when I finally saw him again.
Now this Betsy, I uh, look, let's just kvetch a bit here, I have luck with the ladies, but I don't have luck with the ladies, capisce? My alimony payments could fill a rolodex, but this gal, she's rounder than a matzah ball! And the nerve to ask $250 for oral sex! Yvonne DeCarlo only charged $50 and included a Lily Munster autograph!
Missy in Carolina who goes to Mass and lives with a faggot, you're on the air!
I have to be careful with my sugars, carbs in general, as a diabetic. I keep my insulin - you know, it's on me at all times! I'm prepared! And I like a good Cabernet, I remember those care free days, having a glass of Merlot with Liza Minnelli, Barry Manilow, Robert Blake! Now Robert, he could take down three pastrami sandwiches in one sitting! With extra meat! No class though, the juices would be all over his shirt. Dick Cavett ran to the bathroom to throw up, I didn't see him again for ten years! I asked him "Did you get lost in there?" when I finally saw him again.
Now this Betsy, I uh, look, let's just kvetch a bit here, I have luck with the ladies, but I don't have luck with the ladies, capisce? My alimony payments could fill a rolodex, but this gal, she's rounder than a matzah ball! And the nerve to ask $250 for oral sex! Yvonne DeCarlo only charged $50 and included a Lily Munster autograph!
Missy in Carolina who goes to Mass and lives with a faggot, you're on the air!
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She looks like a fuckin sofa! Oh!
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Now which episode was this exactly
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I've known girls that would for a few adderal
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How much for a picture of her unwashed asshole? Asking for a friend
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For 250 it better be a BBBJ
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You make maybe the best Larry King posts in the biz, yet you pretend to be the least memorable guy from Genesis, a band with a roster that no one knows anything about other than Phil Collins and Peter Gabriel once being in it. I don't get itSo what Wine is it in Wine Law?
I have to be careful with my sugars, carbs in general, as a diabetic. I keep my insulin - you know, it's on me at all times! I'm prepared! And I like a good Cabernet, I remember those care free days, having a glass of Merlot with Liza Minnelli, Barry Manilow, Robert Blake! Now Robert, he could take down three pastrami sandwiches in one sitting! With extra meat! No class though, the juices would be all over his shirt. Dick Cavett ran to the bathroom to throw up, I didn't see him again for ten years! I asked him "Did you get lost in there?" when I finally saw him again.
Now this Betsy, I uh, look, let's just kvetch a bit here, I have luck with the ladies, but I don't have luck with the ladies, capisce? My alimony payments could fill a rolodex, but this gal, she's rounder than a matzah ball! And the nerve to ask $250 for oral sex! Yvonne DeCarlo only charged $50 and included a Lily Munster autograph!
Missy in Carolina who goes to Mass and lives with a faggot, you're on the air!
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She can't be bothered to do anything right. You would have multiple regrets the next day.
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Did you link her to this thread? Maybe she'll get some customers.
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Don't call your son a princess either or he'll end up like Sue.
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It has to be said, she has quite a pretty face
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for $250 I'd want something better than half bad.
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Heidi Hildeman, Sister of Eric J Hildeman (author of "The Scotty"), only charges $100 an hour for everything except Anal.
After 7 years of wine law I conclude that that is far better value.
After 7 years of wine law I conclude that that is far better value.
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150 lbs ago...
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I remember the good old days when all you needed to do to get a fat chick to suck you off was smoke a joint with her and take her to Pizza Hut all you can eat buffet