If you could get in a time machine and go back and correct something in your life what would it be?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I also found out that night we talked that I gave her the finger blasting of the century before

Gah bless

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

You know what ...... Five extra years with my wife would totally rock.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

There's a girl in my past who I would have secured by telling her that I loved her and not be afraid of how quickly I was falling for her. It felt unnatural so I created a distance between us because I was afraid that I was being a soft bitch, and it ultimately cost me a woman that I loved very deeply.

It worked out better for her in the long run. Her husband seems to do very well for himself and they have 4 children together, so for her sake maybe I would just leave it the way that it is.

You should message her

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

welcome back, can we have sex?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

I would've never worn that one pair of super gay jeans in the early 2000s, they were an acid wash bellbottom looking monstrosity.

Other than that my life's been a neverending deluge of success and pure bliss. I love being white.

 

[guest]

Felony Dutchman impersonating, you will hear from our lawyers.

Ain't It Fun.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I would've been better to my one ex. The one that slapped me in the face while I was sleeping because she had a dream that I cheated on her. I realize that makes her sound like a psycho, she kind of was, but I did cheat on her a bunch despite us being very in love. She did a lot for me. She's one of the only chicks I've been with who actually cooked and cleaned and did all the groceries. I was a real piece of shit. She used to beg me to go to family functions with her and I never would because her dad was kind of a dick to me one time when we first got together. We were together for like 10 years. She constantly had to explain to her family that she's in a long term relationship and living with a guy most of them hadn't even met.

 

[Imager]

There's a girl in my past who I would have secured by telling her that I loved her and not be afraid of how quickly I was falling for her. It felt unnatural so I created a distance between us because I was afraid that I was being a soft bitch, and it ultimately cost me a woman that I loved very deeply.

It worked out better for her in the long run. Her husband seems to do very well for himself and they have 4 children together, so for her sake maybe I would just leave it the way that it is.

This may be the Whitest thing I've ever read here.