If you could get in a time machine and go back and correct something in your life what would it be?

[guest]

There are like 2 guys I'd go back and beat the shit out of. Maybe 5 girls I'd fuck who I didn't have the balls to back then. 1 person I would never have got involved with work wise. Not talking about the "I'd have invested in Google in 1998" type fantasies. Real errors you made that you'd make right if you could

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I would prevent myself from ever discovering Opie & Anthony.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I would go back to like 2005 and fuck Ade at Pat's house. I consider that a mistake that needs correcting.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"I want to go back in time and just rape" - Jason "Big Jay Masters" Masterson

 

[guest]

I would prevent myself from ever discovering Opie & Anthony.

I'd have thought for you it would be not being crippled

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I’d have got a colonoscopy a year ago

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'd have thought for you it would be not being crippled

I don't want to give up the pity fucks i get, i would have to put actual work in if my legs worked properly.

 

[guest]

I don't want to give up the pity fucks i get, i would have to put actual work in if my legs worked properly.

You're alright, boyo

 

[Build Black Better]

Doing a racist search on Yandex and discovering this cesspit.




















I mean I would go back in time to correct
how long it took me to find you gays!

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Bullhauler Bob]

I would go back two minutes ago and stop myself from reading this asinine question

 

[wbgreen]

Do at least a year of community college before real college. Realize pretty girls have a lot of options, so I have to move fast or else I'll be alone.

I feel sad.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

There's a girl in my past who I would have secured by telling her that I loved her and not be afraid of how quickly I was falling for her. It felt unnatural so I created a distance between us because I was afraid that I was being a soft bitch, and it ultimately cost me a woman that I loved very deeply.

It worked out better for her in the long run. Her husband seems to do very well for himself and they have 4 children together, so for her sake maybe I would just leave it the way that it is.

 

[Chapel]

 

[DMAN]

How long do we get access to this time machine for? Can it be re-used to bail on one of the timelines if things go really bad?

There are 4 or 5 girls The DMAN can bring to mind immediately that he wishes he impregnated. Many cuties allowed to become the cattle of another by fate.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Kill myself at age zero.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I'd spend more time with the animals in my life that have since past.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Everything I can think of is going to come out as poor me faggotry and is making me think too much so I'm just going to call the question stupid and have another drink.

 

[JumboYumYums]

I would have learned to play an instrument much earlier in life so I could have truly made it my entire personality and be totally insufferable.

 

[Africa.com]

I got really drunk and ended up at the apartment of a girl who's nickname was Titsburgh. She was the same height as me with alabaster skin, perfectly proportioned frame and big Fawkin tits. She was basically perfect for me personality wise as well. We fooled around (i guessed, I was blackout drunk). I woke up confused but vurry impressed with myself bc I had had a crush on her for the year we worked together and she was freshly single. Things seemed off when she woke up and I assumed I did something bad, bc I was basically an alcoholic retard who did stupid shit when I got drunk. The drive to drop her off at class was awkward and nothing really came of it after that. It was maybe 10 years later I was catching up with her and asked why we never fooled around again and she told me that she had had a crush on me the whole time we worked together and had finally worked up the courage to dump her BF and wanted to date me, but I seemed awkward the morning after we had drunkenly made out and chalked it up to me not actually liking her that much. So I guess I'm saying I would go back to 23 year old me and tell me not to be an overthinking faggola. I also found out that night we talked that I gave her the finger blasting of the century before we both simultaneously passed out