That, or she hits him with forged paternity papers.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
If there was a Pattyverse Street Fighter game, who would you pick to defeat Pat?
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Can you repost all those?
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I like him doing the blowjob motion with his left arm. Nice touch.
My choice is reanimated PCJ but I voted for "The one guy always trying to get Pat to sign a fight contract" because I knew no one would vote for it and it was my second choice while PCJ was an obvious one. Why am I explaining this
I'll say this, if it were Annabelle, her finishing move would be the "No, you wait quietly, child."
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Cool I made the cut! I won't let you down, brothermen!
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She's still hotter at like 60 years old than a 3rd world tranny bride named Flavia.
I keep getting a visual of MM Schill fucking up a compact car with palm strikes.
That’s a good point. Who are the enemy characters?
MM Schill is definitely an E Honda-esque character.
What’s Weimer look like and what are his attacks? I assume he’s particularly strong against Annabelle.
Oh god yes. This is the one. How the fuck was he omiTTed from the poll?
It cut me off and wouldn’t let me put more options. Lotta fawkin’ problems with this poll
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I think Flavs is considerably more attractive than Ethan’s goblin. That nose! Those haddock eyes!! Yuckeroo in my opinion,
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Can't believe I almost killed the worm and only have 2 votes 
The poll allows votes to be changed. You gotta sell us on yourself. What are your attacksCan't believe I almost killed the worm and only have 2 votes