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If there was a Pattyverse Street Fighter game, who would you pick to defeat Pat?

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The poll allows votes to be changed. You gotta sell us on yourself. What are your attacks
The drunken stagger into a person
The shove when someone disrespects me
The IDGAF about prison rage punches
The brotherman spirit bomb punch
The giving Nikkki herpes fatality
 
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He’s the final boss. He has an insane move set encompassing all styles and techniques of Krav Maga, BJJ, and aikido. He also uses his bathrobe for midranged attacks and his chink Glock for distance attacks.

He’s not a playable character until you beat the game.
And every time you hit him he says "wrong again, stlaker" and every time he does a special move he says "child!"
 
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Ruben Peña and the patented “Coke Slam”

William S. Tetley, Esq. with the Pay Quasi card shredder, like this:

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Other options:

Jerry Jen
Quasi
Thomas Apostle
Dr Forrems
 
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