If there was a female pativerse character beauty pageant, who would win?

[Meownaw]

How do we feel about jewberg? She has the body of a model

Yeah if you mean model planes could land on that fivehead. Dumb bitch.

 

[Stent]

Fucking Carrie would be like fucking a giant spider. I still rate her above old Beaver Teeth. Carrie would be a lot hotter if she wasn't so obviously retarded by the empowerment nonsense.

 

[Jenna]

How do we feel about jewberg? She has the body of a model

If I was a retired 70-year-old rich guy living in Manhattan, sure. But she really comes across as the type of cunt to take your credit card to Louis Vuitton, spend $7500, and then make a big "a real man can afford me!!!" stink about it if you say anything.

 

[captain_kamala]

I think bam is more stunning than any of these women.

Edit: whoops forgot to login to my alt

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Has to be Ana Maltese. I mean all I see when I look at her is a pretty lady

 

[BoringFaggot]

I think bam is more stunning than any of these women.

Edit: whoops forgot to login to my alt

Yeah, that's the only reason you started this thread, with the hope someone would mention you or you could bring yourself up in some way.

 

[captain_kamala]

Yeah, that's the only reason you started this thread, with the hope someone would mention you or you could bring yourself up in some way.

My crackhead thread is dead I have to find some way to entertain myself tonight

 

[captain_kamala]

Cat rambo has entered the chat

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

She has downs eyes.

I'm going with e thot Anica, if only because she turned him down so fucking fast 3 different times

I know bud

2nd place goes to the hairdresser

It was so funny he basically stalked her around the whole city, probably kept pressing f5 trying to figure out where she were

 

[Ladynyahh]

That girl in the picture with her boyfriend/husband and Niki and Patrick at a brewers game. I can't find the picture but I'd like give her a amooch

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Surprised nobody picked that nasty jew bitch Schwartz

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Frumpy cunt Nicole Ways had that one court appearance for the Pigman where she looked halfway fuckable. There was a pic of her in law school or whenever where she was wearing a bikini and her body was pretty good (read: she wasn't fat).

 

[guest]

I'm going with pretty lady Anna maltese.

Intoxicating.

 

[captain_kamala]

Surprised nobody picked that nasty jew bitch Schwartz

You guys will be devastated that she's off the market.

 

[guest]

Frumpy cunt Nicole Ways had that one court appearance for the Pigman where she looked halfway fuckable. There was a pic of her in law school or whenever where she was wearing a bikini and her body was pretty good (read: she wasn't fat).

You silly funsters wagged your dicks at her so much to the point she frumped herself into clown face. Still would, though.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You silly funsters wagged your dicks at her so much to the point she frumped herself into clown face. Still would, though.

I've fucked way worse. I know Dan "Chubby Chaser" Mullen has too.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You guys will be devastated that she's off the market.

 

[captain_kamala]

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Ahaha
Someone tweet these at her

 

[guest]

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I've had nightmares like this.

 

[guest]

I've fucked way worse. I know Dan "Chubby Chaser" Mullen has too.

You’d give Flavia a throw and don’t say otherwise, rascal.