If there was a female pativerse character beauty pageant, who would win?

[Meownaw]

She's naturally pretty. I love her sad eyes.

I would

 

[captain_kamala]

Does Flavia count as part of the Pativerse?

Oh for sure. She's a big contender.

 

[Jenna]

Do I have to take them in their current 2023 state, or can I pick purple & pink (not green) from whatever year this photo was taken:

 

[Stent]

Jaimie Beebe is my front runner.

 

[Meownaw]

Do I have to take them in their current 2023 state, or can I pick purple & pink (not green) from whatever year this photo was taken:

Didn't know Chrissy Maher was a Damsel of Dorkingcunt.

 

[guest]

Jaimie Beebe is my front runner.

i've jerked off to her many times lol

 

[ISO__JOE]

Was she a coal burner or am I thinking of someone else?

 

[Udders]

She's naturally pretty. I love her sad eyes.

Yea, but she's fucked Niki.

 

[Jenna]

Wait fuck the Damsels I forgot my #1 overall pick. Always be my baby, no matter what Bam says about your teeth.

 

[Stent]

Jeana the hairdresser is a solid contender.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I vote mewler. Nothing sexier than a woman in an SS deaths head uniform.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My beautiful daughter Carol Vigoda-Fuchs called Patrick a fat pigman one time. Can she be in the pageant?

Breathtaking.

 

[guest]

She's naturally pretty. I love her sad eyes.

She has a dumpy, pear-shaped body though. You can tell she has to work hard to not be a complete disaster. It’s a losing battle.

 

[captain_kamala]

I vote mewler. Nothing sexier than a woman in an SS deaths head uniform.

At the end it will be me and her holding hands and crying and hugging for show even though we hate each other

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Do I have to take them in their current 2023 state, or can I pick purple & pink (not green) from whatever year this photo was taken:

The one in the green looks like the love child of Rocky Dennis and Chrissie Mare.

 

[Caverlock]

How about the cosplayer he simped so hard for?

https://pfgforums.com/threads/i’m-in-her-league-child-patrick-simping-for-cosplayer.1684/

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I'd take early Rona

 

[BUBBLER]

Wait fuck the Damsels I forgot my #1 overall pick. Always be my baby, no matter what Bam says about your teeth.

I'll take a hammer to her mouth before my penis

 

[captain_kamala]

How do we feel about jewberg? She has the body of a model

 

[BUBBLER]

How do we feel about jewberg? She has the body of a model

She's a haggard bitch without filters