If there was a female pativerse character beauty pageant, who would win?

[captain_kamala]

I'm going with pretty lady Anna maltese.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Fat piece of shit Liz Clarke would be last. That's all I know.

 

[Meownaw]

The volcano cunt would be up there but I forget what she even looks like so I could be wrong.

 

[captain_kamala]

The volcano cunt would be up there but I forget what she even looks like so I could be wrong.

Jess Phoenix. In the running for sure.

 

[BUBBLER]

The volcano cunt would be up there but I forget what she even looks like so I could be wrong.

She has downs eyes.

I'm going with e thot Anica, if only because she turned him down so fucking fast 3 different times

I know bud

2nd place goes to the hairdresser

 

[BUBBLER]

I take that back, Jen Huber is clearly the best woman. Feminine hips, big tits, cute face, not a stupid fucking whore like the rest

 

[captain_kamala]

I take that back, Jen Huber is clearly the best woman. Feminine hips, big tits, cute face, not a stupid fucking whore like the rest

She's naturally pretty. I love her sad eyes.

 

[guest]

niki would get second prize

Spoiler

first prize is a german shepherd's shaved asshole

 

[captain_kamala]

niki would get second prize

Spoiler

first prize is a german shepherd's shaved asshole

Niki is such a fucking ugly bitch I feel sorry for her

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Jess Phoenix. In the running for sure.

She dyed her hair a acceptable red, normally on tv its a pale dry red

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Does Tulip count?

 

[ISO__JOE]

I’m going with the Milwaukee 9 Alivia who recorded Pats meltdown when he got arrested

 

[HoraceStanker]

Pat’s favorite, John Walker Flynt

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I’m going with the Milwaukee 9 Alivia who recorded Pats meltdown when he got arrested

Was she a coal burner or am I thinking of someone else?

 

[BUBBLER]

She's naturally pretty. I love her sad eyes.

She's the only person adjacent to Pat who's pure wife material

 

[BUBBLER]

Was she a coal burner or am I thinking of someone else?

Nah she's with some fat Jew.

Which I guess is more or less coal burning

 

[guest]

Niki is such a fucking ugly bitch I feel sorry for her

what do you think the psychological reason is for the way she poses in photos?
every woman knows how to pose but she acts like an awkward teenage boy, not knowing what to do

 

[guest]

Was she a coal burner or am I thinking of someone else?

you're thinking of niki

 

[Stent]

Does Flavia count as part of the Pativerse?

 

[captain_kamala]

what do you think the psychological reason is for the way she poses in photos?
every woman knows how to pose but she acts like an awkward teenage boy, not knowing what to do

She knows she looks like shit, she's been taking pics with her pretty sister all her life.