If Patrice was alive

[EraGodless]

He'd have been me too'ed to death.

 

[EraGodless]

If he was still alive he’d have most likely become a self-important faggot like chappelle and he probably would’ve released one or two more good specials before he came a “modern day philosopher” type comic aka someone that goes on stage and doesn’t tell jokes but is somehow still considered a comedian.

Also a strong possibility he would’ve been canceled for serving time in prison for rape, even though he always maintained his innocence. He could’ve also just gotten popular for a bit then gone back to relative obscurity but still making decent money on the road. To me there’s no chance he would’ve become an A-list comic.

Speaking of which- Chappelle has another Netflix special coming out on December 31st.

 

[Dennyislife]

Covid would have killed the fat man

 

[Chapel]

Luckily for Anth nobody will go to his either.

Joe will, to check for any gold teeth or coins in his pocket

 

[lowend73]

Patrice did not like White people, probably safe to say he would have not been the messiah all YT commentators on these subs think he would have been

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Patrice only became the radical patrice we know because he was on the verge of dying from diabetes

 

[THE D]

Patrice would be making fun of Colin for mellowing out.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I know he's dead but he was really an incels idea of a man's man.

 

[DMbA]

Speaking of which- Chappelle has another Netflix special coming out on December 31st.

Shit what happened to going to Africa because he didn't want to wear dresses and prance for white men

 

[BenDovid]

...he'd say "Help! Help! Get me out of this box!!"

But seriously folks, if Patrice didn't die then, it would have been the following year, or the next. He was an obese diabetic who drank fruit juice everyday.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

...he'd say "Help! Help! Get me out of this box!!"

But seriously folks, if Patrice didn't die then, it would have been the following year, or the next. He was an obese diabetic who drank fruit juice everyday.

I wonder about his enthusiasm for orange juice. I would've taken him to be a gentleman of the grape persuasion.

Like what's there to it - it's orange juice. Did he press it himself at home or something?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Stanhope is a vax guy?

And yelled at us for not muzzling down

 

[CQ Beans]

And yelled at us for not muzzling down

Fuck him.

 

[Peckas]

Joe will, to check for any gold teeth or coins in his pocket

Just like Monsieur Thénardier in Les miserables

 

[DMbA]

Le

 

[johnnynoname]

"DUH IF PATRICE WAS ALIVE DRRRR"

 

[johnnynoname]

" DUH YOU KNOW PATRICE WOULD HAVE BEEN CANCELLED IF HE WAS LIVE TODAY DUHHHH"

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

patrice was the sherrod small of the 2000s

 

[Sue Lightning]

Like Danny said if Patrice didn’t die then he would have died sometime after. It wasn’t in his character to stop eating. Just like how if Ant didn’t get fired in 2014 it would have happened some time after over some other shit.

As far as Patrices opinions on politics? I think thats useless to speculate about and all it serves for people is some “If this guy i thought was smart was alive he would totally agree with me on my point!”

But as far as his career? He wouldn’t have one. He would be seen as a good comic but no one would know where to find him. The man had a talent for shooting himself in the foot and saying extremely offensive shit which means not a lot of job opportunities.

His relationships? Honestly who knows if he’d associate with the Cellar crowd. I don’t think Patrice was some titan or morality where if he found out Burr was doing Disney movies or Norton married a man he’d disavow them. I can guarantee one thing though…he’d never do Opie or Anthonys solo shows

 

[Single Action Army]

chappelle

Funny how Chappelle grew up in a nice suburb, was handed one of the most successful comedy shows and stand-up careers of all time by white (and "white") people, and still seethed about them night and day until trannies became his biggest adversary.

Patrice goes to prison on a false rape allegation and the worst thing I've ever heard him say about whites in his act is his Obama white slave joke lol