If @jenna could ever be funny he wouldn’t get bullied as much.

[Jenna]

I think you and DMAN have different feelings on this issue.

I'm not here to play morality police and tell people what they aren't allowed to make fun of, it's just a personal choice. I just feel less icky roasting him for being a Schumer simp.

 

[CruisinColin]

took off all of his clothes and was laying on the floor screaming that he wanted to die.

I hope his dream came true.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Merely a (((coincidence))) that whenever NoBacon's feelings get hurt, random posters come out of the woodwork to make posts like this.

You contribute less than Patrick to society and idolize a Hollywood starlet. Kys faggot

 

[NoBacon]

My severely autistic cousin loved her.

He’s a rain man type of autist, he has some kind of PhD in physics or engineering or some shit. . He was working at UofI in some kind of propulsion physics lab (?), some shit like that. Then one day he had a psychotic break and took off all of his clothes and was laying on the floor screaming that he wanted to die.

He’s just ahead of the curve

 

[Harry's Enticer]

He offered to Venmo anyone who would car crash all of your posts $10 in his private group chat he made.

You just became the NoBacon Defense Squad's best recruiter

 

[Jenna]

You contribute less than Patrick to society and idolize a Hollywood starlet. Kys faggot

Noted. So who is "ibl" and why are they fornicating with Quasi?

 

[Cumtown Fags]

No offense, @NoBacon... but not exactly sure when you became appointed the arbiter of "funny."

You're kinda schizo, bro. No offense though. Genuinely.

 

[NoBacon]

No offense, @NoBacon... but not exactly sure when you became appointed the arbiter of "funny."

You're kinda schizo, bro. No offense though. Genuinely.

This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

No offense, @NoBacon... but not exactly sure when you became appointed the arbiter of "funny."

You're kinda schizo, bro. No offense though. Genuinely.

He's too retarded to realize he's as big of a unfunny sperg as Jenna, they deserve each other.

Lot of sexual tension going on between them, that's why he's larping like such a hardcore Christian, because he doesn't want to accept he has feelings for a Jewish tranny.

 

[guest]

It would be kind of perfect for this place if both @NoBacon and @Jenna turned out to both be @captain_kamala alts. It wouldn't be so farfetched tbh. 3 paranoid schizophrenics who all love BBC (cock not shitty media.)

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

yuck

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Noted. So who is "ibl" and why are they fornicating with Quasi?

I am ibi you old obese Hollywood starlet lusting dysgenic freak

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

First try

 

[guest]

@NoBacon had sex with a transexual. He clarified he was the pitcher and not the catcher so it wasn’t gay.

Well colour me surprised...The boards biggest homophobe loves cock! But hey, no judgments! Catch as catch can...

 

[chocolatehellhole]

First try

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Can anyone here honestly say they can't relate to this? No.

I can't relate in the slightest because I do that fully clothed.

 

[Suetonius]

Well colour me surprised...The boards biggest homophobe loves cock! But hey, no judgments! Catch as catch can...

Patreeky are you really back? Holy shit finally i’m not the only (OPEN. LOOKING AT YOU CLOSET QUEENS) faggot here!

Wanna slap our dicks around?