I work with a 'Disney adult'

[ミスタースパーコル]

As pathetic as this Disney nigga is, he’s probably way more content than some carnivore nigga

I mean- it’s artificial but still.

Artificial meat.

You're pretty wise when you're not beating off to muscle woman porn

Some would say jacking off to muscle "women" makes him the wisest of all of us.

 

[johnnynoname]

muscle woman porn

bless, nigga

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It’s odd for women to do that but since they’re mentally children it’s not so far fetched. It’s creepy and pathetic for a man. Don’t let him around children.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Jizzney
Blow Whites
Fagtasia
The Dunghole Book
The Black Hole
Semenrella
Penis Pan

 

[BUBBLER]

I work with a barren Disney woman

 

[Juschippinyababe]

The worst thing about these types is they are very mellow people but once someone mentions marvel or disney and you just see their faces light up like they've gotten the green light to bore someone with how much of a man child faggot they are

 

[BUBBLER]

Jizzney
Blow Whites
Fagtasia
The Dunghole Book
The Black Hole
Semenrella
Penis Pan

Twinker Bell

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I work with a barren Disney woman

Are you taking advantage of the baroness and blasting loads in her.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I went to elementary school with a girl who is now a hardcore Disney adult. She gives me the fucking creeps and always did. She's a teacher now and if I had a kid and she was in charge for the year I'd get them switched to a different class. She always dressed like a fucking porcelain doll and still does. Like frilly over the top poofy dresses and stuff. She basically dresses like Minnie Mouse. You'd think she was from some weird religion but her mom (who she still only calls mummy) is a major league whore.

I'm not kidding when I say this, I always thought she was semi-retarded so I find it wild that she's teaching kids she's on the same level as. She was always just so weird and off and into little kid shit. She sat across from me on the bus and me and the kid I sat with would bug her all the time.

She's also married to a guy who couldn't look any more like a pedophile. She had a hyphenated surname and I hope she hyphenated it again when she married Gordon Boytoucher Jr. Having 3 surnames suits a retard like her for some reason.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Disney adults creep me out. They’re either a pedo or they were molested as a kid.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I went to elementary school

Oh you think you're special huh?

She always dressed like a fucking porcelain doll and still does. Like frilly over the top poofy dresses and stuff.

Pics please.

 

[captain_kamala]

I used to work with a guy who every payday went to midtown comics and brought a bunch of toys and stashed them under his desk so his wife wouldn't find out

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh you think you're special huh?

Pics please.

She's ugly. She has a really fucking stupid, off-putting smile that's constantly plastered on her face. Like if my smile was jarringly weird looking, I just wouldn't smile. Do you know what I mean? There's people that when they smile you think "are they trying to look as fucking hideous as possible right now?" Like her whole face is doing the wrong thing and she does it every chance she gets.

 

[johnnynoname]

Jizzney

ssssssCccummbagggg

I was just going to do this joke

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She's ugly. She has a really fucking stupid, off-putting smile that's constantly plastered on her face. Like if my smile was jarringly weird looking, I just wouldn't smile. Do you know what I mean? There's people that when they smile you think "are they trying to look as fucking hideous as possible right now?" Like her whole face is doing the wrong thing and she does it every chance she gets.

I just went to her Facebook page. Her mom lives across the road from my uncle's farm. There's a bunch of pics of her up against the fence with the cows. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY COWS, BITCH, YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING BREAK THEM

 

[johnnynoname]

I used to work with a guy

fag

 

[Voscabulary]

I used to work with a guy who every payday went to midtown comics and brought a bunch of toys and stashed them under his desk so his wife wouldn't find out

you've worked with e-rock?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I used to work with a guy who every payday went to midtown comics and brought a bunch of toys and stashed them under his desk so his wife wouldn't find out

I read that as "smashed them under his desk" (I have nothing to add)

She's ugly. She has a really fucking stupid, off-putting smile that's constantly plastered on her face.

That's because you haven't plastered her face. (I have nothing to add)

Abe does she wear "gothic lolita" dress? (Yes I know you're probably too afraid to look that up)

 

[Voscabulary]

I know a former smackhead who substituted his addiction with flying to florida every three months just to go to disney world. I suppose it is better than banging heroin in your arm, but that seems like a really fawkin spenny alternative. he actually lost his job two months back because he booked a holiday to florida and failed to inform his boss when he was being hired lol. imagine coming home from a disney world adventure to a sacking

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I read that as "smashed them under his desk" (I have nothing to add)

That's because you haven't plastered her face. (I have nothing to add)

Abe does she wear "gothic lolita" dress? (Yes I know you're probably too afraid to look that up)

She dresses like Minnie Mouse. Frilly dresses and a bow in her hair. Fuck she's unsettling.