I work with a 'Disney adult'

[Dummy Gaynuts]

This guy's gotta be a fag. He even has Disney vanity plates

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

This guy's gotta be a fag. He even has Disney vanity plates

Gay or a pedo

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Gay or a pedo

Probably both, he has a sandy-colored goatee

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Disney singalongs made me realize i didn't like watching movies with other people as a kid.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Check his hard drives

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Check his hard drives

I bet his password is "m1ck3ym0u53", fuckin lowlife fat faggot

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Check his hard drives

They're full of CP (cartoon pictures)

 

[UnPRePared]

So a neighbour of mine that the wife and I are good friends with, his wife is one of these "Disney Adults". Their place is littered with merch that makes my stupid JR Ewing statue (I love the fucking thing but I'll freely admit it's still dumb) look like Michaelangelo's David.

I don't quite get the appeal. It's not my cup of tea, but I still have a great admiration for the quality that Walt's old animators used to churn out on a regular basis. The only time I've ever been more impressed was Fleischer's original Superman shorts, but you don't see me putting up Superman posters and replica costumes in my fucking home. She has commemorative plates, action figures still in box, sealed puzzles, even postcards. The word Gaudy is underselling it.

And then the husband is one of those Christmas obsessed motherfuckers, so I avoid him every December.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

he has a sandy-colored goatee

Definitely both

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

If he is in fact straight and not a pillow biter he’s probably one of those “my wife is my best friend” people. We do everything together!! She’s just like one of the guys!!

Is she?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

If he is in fact straight and not a pillow biter he’s probably one of those “my wife is my best friend” people. We do everything together!! She’s just like one of the guys!!

Is she?

Buddy this guy is in at least his early 50s, i think he's hitting the men's room stalls in the enchanted kingdom

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Probably both, he has a sandy-colored goatee

Oh, he licks male buttholes

 

[johnnynoname]

I’ll say this…..this

That aside, if it makes a nigga “happy” (whatever the fuck that is) then god bless

Life is merciless, and if you can find something that can keep you of the rope than goo for you

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Oh, he licks male buttholes

To him, that's 'the happiest place on earth'

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

If he is in fact straight and not a pillow biter he’s probably one of those “my wife is my best friend” people. We do everything together!! She’s just like one of the guys!!

Is she?

If she has a penis she might be.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I’ll say this…..this

That aside, if it makes a nigga “happy” (whatever the fuck that is) then god bless

Life is merciless, and if you can find something that can keep you of the rope than goo for you

I get what you're saying, but try to see things thru my perspective: this guy is a fag

 

[johnnynoname]

As pathetic as this Disney nigga is, he’s probably way more content than some carnivore nigga

I mean- it’s artificial but still. The Disney guy is totally anesteszed (sp) to the boot of life CONSISTENTLY crushing your wind pipe

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

As pathetic as this Disney nigga is, he’s probably way more content than some carnivore nigga

I mean- it’s artificial but still. The Disney guy is totally anesteszed (sp) to the boot of life CONSISTENTLY crushing your wind pipe

He has a combover, Johnny

 

[johnnynoname]

He has a combover, Johnny

And yet with something as pathetic as a combover, this soy nigga is all giggles and cheer.

There is a god- but that nigga cruel

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

And yet with something as pathetic as a combover, this soy nigga is all giggles and cheer.

There is a god- but that nigga cruel

You're pretty wise when you're not beating off to muscle woman porn